I haven't purposely answered the door in just a diaper...… That said about a year and a half ago I went to bed early as I get up at 0300 and my wife stayed up coming to bed later. As soon as my alarm went off, my phone rang. I answered it and it was a lady asking if I was ok. Thinking it was someone I had talked to the prior evening who was going through a rough patch and needed to talk. I said yes, how are you? Sha again asked if I was ok, then advised me she was the dispatcher for our Police Dept. She said our alarm company have called saying we had an alarm and door open. There is no alarm going off so I say we are fine.
I got out of bed and headed to the dining room to get dressed for work as I do not get dressed in our room to let me wife sleep. The phone call struck me as odd so I grabbed a handgun with light I keep in our room and headed out. When I reached the end of the hall I shined the light at the front door and saw it was wide opened. I was not concerned as our dog which sleeps in our room was not barking.
As I walked past the front door with phone in one hand, gun in the other and wearing only a very wet diaper, I hear "Good morning Sir", I turn and there are 2 police standing on our porch. I quickly apologize walk into our dining room and set my pistol down and throw on basketball shorts to go talk to them. Fortunately we host a national night out BBQ every year so they know is, unfortunately they know us and I see all 3 of them on a somewhat regular basis. To top things off as I am talking to them apologizing for my wife not locking the door and them looking everywhere but making eye contact I notice the light on their body cam is on so they have a recording of me in just my diaper for the whole station house to see.