Bedwetters doesn't use diapers, if they did, they wouldn't be wetting their beds

I don't have a wet bed, but I do have something else that might need a change, if nothing else change, but for a change, I don't have any spare change, to change, to, what should I do?
If you are comfortable stay the same
If it is coin to burn then exchange
But do not buy anything that is lame
If you are wet and need a change
But do not have one what a shame
I sadly cannot help, your not in my range
You only have yourself to blame