Does whatever a Mysterymoo does.
Runs a site, all day and night,
Crushes bugs, makes them take flight,
Look out, here comes the Mysterymoo!
Is he geeky? Listen foo,
He's so geeky, he's tehgeekmoo(TM)
Can he walk, on the wall,
Don't worry, he won't fall.
Look out! Here comes the Mysterymoo!
In the chill of the night, at the scene of the post,
like a streak of moos, he arrives with some buttered toast!
Mysterymoo, Mysterymoo. Friendly neighborhood Mysterymoo.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored. Helping people, is his reward.
To him, life is a great big code-up,
Wherever, there's a bug, you'll find the Mysterymoo!