Recent content by Illinoise

How much snow accumulation did you get?

109° heat index here today before the storms hit.♨️🌡⚡⛈

An overpopulation nightmare would eeventually happen. 😉

Ford vs. Ferrari, Thanksgiving Day 2019

Our local library is one of the only things left in our dying mall. It has an awesome Children's Library, which comes in handy when we're babysitting my 7 year old cousin.

We are burying my favorite uncle tomorrow. He lived for the past 15 years with Alzheimers, so his death is actually a release of sorts. But it still sucks. But I have a crap ton of awesome stories and memories of him. I trust the same is true of your uncle.

Taking a bath does make me feel little, but "big" me works a hard labor job, so it's more about soaking my aching body in steamy hot water ( with copious bubbles, of course.😉😎)

Even though I fall somewhere between Deist and Agnostic on the belief spectrum, it sure sounds like Someone might've been looking out for you during all those failed suicide attempts. (maybe your baby brother who died, who the hell knows?🤔) It breaks my heart😔 and angers😡 me in equal measure...

"I hope when we get to Heaven He sees us all as kids." Thomas Rhett, "I'll Always Remember You Young"

Oh well, like the saying goes, s#!+ happens.😉

Since He was purportedly born in 4 BC, that Birthday cake would have 2023 candles. "Light of the World", indeed. Also, would His birthday be celebrated Dec. 25, or whatever day He would have actually been born?🤔

Having to fight "Big Pharmacy"😡 would have to be quite the buzzkill when it comes to regressing into little space. 😔

You know you're dream is off the hook when the appearance of a rabid raccoon is NOT the most batshit crazy detail. 🤨🤔😮

Does your Dart have a Slant 6, or a V8 under the hood?

That's probably for the best. Not saying that ALL ice cream truck opperators are likely sex offenders, but some stereotypes contain a nugget of truth.