Diaper Commandments

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The following are the Diaper Commandments as found in the forum, as of today 22 February 2008.

1. Thou shalt not expose thy diaper in public, especially if thou art extremely obese.
2. Thou shalt NOT go #2 in public, unless you are genuinely incontinent. Even if you are genuinely incontinent, you should take steps to minimise odour.
3. Thou shalt not expect friends, family or random members of the public to diaper you. They won't.
4. Thou shalt change regularly, where possible, to lower the risk of leakage when in public! This applies regardless of whether or not you want to!
5. Thou shalt not fit into size 6 or below baby diapers no matter how many times thou begs, especially if thou art terribly overweight, unless ye doth have a medical condition that causes ye to be smaller than ye observed peers.
6. Thou shalt not maketh up ridiculous stories about thy supposed diapering experiences and claim them to be truth. Either telleth the truth or maketh clear the lie.
7. Thou shalt not do anything that may reflect badly upon other diaper wearers.
8. Thou shalt not act like a baby in public places, or refer to anyone other than your biological mother as 'Mommy'.
9. Thou shalt not claim any gender, or age, other then the one belonging to you when registering for online communities.
10. Thou shalt not pose as incontinent in order to have an excuse for wearing diapers, because doing this reflects badly upon those who actually are incontinent.
11. Thou shalt not hide diapers under thy bed. It is the first place parents will look.
12. Thou shalt not do anything that would invoke the harsh glare of the media.
13. Thou shalt dispose of all used diapers in a quick, efficient, and discrete manner.
14. Thou shalt not be a pedophile. If thou can't help being a pedophile, thou must stay far away from us, and seek help from a psychiatrist.
15. Thou shalt not be publicly caught in a stroller, car seat, or Footed pajamas if you are over the age of 10.
16. Thou shalt not forget to dispose of used diapers!
17. Thou shalt not post groin shots, especially if thou are hairy. They doth burn my eyes!
18. Thou shalt not traveleth long distances wearing an MAG (Maximum Absorbency Garment) in an attempt to murdereth an person whom thou shares a love interest with.
19. Thou shalt not sendeth pictures of thineself to teenage girls' cellphones depicting thine 50-year-old, hairy, overweight body wearing a diaper. Or indeed, sendeth suggestive pictures of thyself to teenagers at all.
20. Thou shalt not knowingly ask children (underagers) if they will webcam with thee. Or engage in explicit text messaging. Or otherwise act as if thou art sick.
21. Thou shalt not make light of other people's AB/DLness in public, especially when there is a meet up. If ye wishes to do something stupid, pick another day.
22. Thou shalt exercise moderation and care whilst showering with a diaper between thy legs.
23. Thou shalt not make huge issues out of minor things and turn a fun thread into a heated debate!
24. Thou shalt not goeth on Jerry Springer or similar talk shows, for any reason whatsoever. Nothing good ever comes of holding ones life up to the intense scrutiny of the media spotlight.
25. Thalt shalt not visit, affiliate, or otherwise associate with Deeker.com, Daily Diapers, or any other site that portrays *B/Dls/Furries in a negative light.
26. Thou shalt always use an anonymous (gmail, yahoo, hotmail) email account for all things *BDL related...NOT your ISP email NOR one associated with your REAL NAME!!
27. Thou shalt not add people to your MSN, AIM, YAHOO, ect. without asking first.
28. Thou shalt not start any conversation with A/S/L as your first utterance; "Hello" is a good choice when you want to use a word.
29. Thou shalt not make threads regarding whether ye can fit into diapers made for an age group lower than thine.
30. Thou shalt be diaper girth aware! If thou art wearing sweatpants, limit thine diapers to one with a stuffer, or the equivalent of an x-plus. No one needs to see exactly what shape thine diaper is through thine stretched thin, taut sweats.
31. Thou shalt not leave used diapers in thy bedroom, even bagged ones, unless absolutely necessary as a last resort.
32. Thou shalt not launder thy disposables. Conversely, thou shalt not toss cloth diapers in the trash after each use, unless thou is made of money.
33. Thou shalt not be verbally or physically persistent when revealing suspicion of someone wearing a diaper.
34. Thou shalt not asketh the question, "Is your diaper wet?" in the ADISC forums.
35. Thou mayest talk about sex-related topics in the forum, while not making them sexual.
36. Thou shalt not give out negative reputation without a proper reason.
37. Thou shalt not make a creepy thread. Thee will be severely critisized.
38. Thou shalt not over-criticise. 'Tis unpleasant.
39. Thou shalt not purposely start an opinion war.