How Dry I am ...a jingle

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Does anybody remember the jingle from their childhood that went like this: (from back in the middle of the last century), dang I'm old

How dry I am,
How dry I am.
How wet I'l be ,
How wet I'll be.

If I can't find the bathroom key
I found the key,
I'm opening the door,
It's to late now its on the floor.
 
I don't remember that one but I do remember being in the car with my dad when I was about 8 and he was desperate for a wee and made up a little jingle on the spot, I am desperately trying to think of the original jingle/tune it goes to but I can't. his lyrics though were...

I am dying for a wee, for a wee.
I am dying for a wee, for a wee.
And if I don't get one I'll be a soggy me.
Oh I am dying for a wee, for a wee.
 
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