Forum battle!

[NoobSauce]

This was a little roleplaying thing I used to do over on the City of Heroes forum. You would be in-character, and killing off the other people in the forum. Some rules, though:
--Try not to kill yourself; it takes away from the list of victims.
--Don't directly say "I kill so-and-so." Be creative!
I'll start off. *eats granola and waits*
---WARNING: This might get violent. Please don't read or post unless you don't mind moderate to extreme cartoon violence!---

[Colonel Brome Teks]

*the sky darkens. A giant star cruiser, 25 kilometers long, can be seen jumping into orbit. A lone object speeds away from it. The object flashes brightly as it enters the atmosphere. A distant sonic boom echoes across the land. The object flys through the air and then, faster than the Eye can follow, a twelve foot tall DHA-MT91 Battle mech falls directly on top of NoobSauce, killing him instantly. The mech throws up a sheild and prepares for the next forum goer.*

[NoobSauce]

*rezzes* (Oh yeah, in CoH/CoV it's called 'resurrecting', "rez" for short)
Picks up a rock, throws it at the shield.
"Good thing those shields are only for deflecting energy weapons."
*rock bounces off armor*
"Oh."
Walks over to ACME, buys a nuke-powered rocket for Teks.
"hehehe..."
*rocket blows up mech*

[ScubaSteve]

When Noobsauce blew up the space mech thing a small piece of shrapnel made a small cut on his arm. Unknown to Noobsauce, that piece of metal was carring a deadly alien virus. After a few days of suffering Noob finally dies but minutes after his last heart beat his eyes open again. The nurse beside his bed is confused. Noob's body is moving when all the equipment says he is dead. He grabs the nurse by the arm. She screams for help as Noob bites into her arm.

Over the next few weeks, many more people are being rushed to the hospital showing the same symptoms as Noob. Some people said they cut themselves on a piece of metal or a homeless man attacked them. They infection was spreading and spreading quickly. The government quickly quarantined the city trapping the many thousands of people. Over the next couple of weeks the infection spread to almost everyone in the city.

A few of us were trapped in a small house in the suburbs. It had been a couple of weeks with out food and our water supply was running out fast. Teks soon died of starvation. We were also starving, we did what he had to do....

Soon after Teks died we realized we had to go out and find food. I went up to the roof and looked around. There were burnt down houses everywhere, blood painted the streets, and the moaning of the undead filled the air. I looked over to the next house and jumped onto its roof. I broke into the house from a second story window. The room was a child's room. The sheets of the bed were stained red. I vomited when I saw it. I quickly ran downstairs and saw there wern't any zombies but the windows were broken so they would soon be pouring in. I grabbed all the food I could carry in the couple bags I brought with me and then ran upstairs. When I ran past the master bedroom I saw something out of the corner of my eye. It was a gun! The weapon was laying on the ground covered in blood. It was still loaded, but I still searched for some bullets. When I was finished I went outside to the hallway and there was Noobsauce slowly walking towards me. I pointed the gun at him and shot a bullet right into his brain. His body fell to the ground and I fled back to the safe house.


(theres probably a ton of grammatical errors in that oh well. Yay for zombie storys)

[NoobSauce]

...*rezzes*
*sees the carnage*
"It was supposed to be whimsical!!! NOOOO!"
*walks to safehouse, pushes ScubaSteve outside and locks door behind self*
(--I guess this doesn't work too well in a *b/dl forum... unless anyone wants to roleplay a hero/villain... It works a *lot* better on the City of Villains forum 'cuz we like to be evil. Mwahaha.)

[ScubaSteve]

*gets infected and turns into a zombie and slowly starts to claw at the window boards till he gets in and then attacks Noobsauce and rips out a piece of his neck*

[NoobSauce]

*rezzes from the piece of neck; bursts out of scubasteve's stomach.*

[genbaby]

*walks into this topic and sees all this. Pulls out a degal and shoot noob in the head*
Boom head shoot.

[ScubaSteve]

*ties all of Genbaby limbs to 4 different horses and then tells the riders to run in different directions.*

(this can get violent *giggles*)

[NoobSauce]

(Out of character) - Another thing: please avoid killing the same person more than once before they 'rez'... And 'killing' corpses is no fun.
*rezzes*
Blasts the horses away with a laser gun; throws a proton grenade at ScubaSteve and watches as the antimatter explosion rips his electrons away. There's nothing left of him *to* fall to the ground.
I'm gonna have to segue to the violent stuff so I don't shock anyone with my sudden violence.