Bored?

[Titus]

Presenting:
“40 fail proof methods in order to make yourself more interesting in the view of the general public.”

1: Pack all your stuff in a big suitcase and give everyone who asks the explanation that you're going away for awhile to "Find your true self" Walk out the front door and come back after ten minutes. Say that you where surprisingly easy to find.

2: Accuse people walking behind you for espionage.

3: Toast your bread every morning without plugging in the socket. Eat your bread while you complain about that the toaster "Doesn't know what it is doing." If anyone proposes to plug in the socket for you, mumble something about the fire hazzard

4: If someone looks at you, widen your eyes and whisper with a dark sinister tone of voice: "I'm in disguise."

5: Yell out loud "All hell is breaking lose" every time the phone rings.

6: Use glasses with really thick lenses. Say that you can't see anything, at all. Walk into walls, trip over chairs, make a collision course for the stairs. When not using the glasses you pretend that you can see perfectly.

7: Smile. All the time!

8: ...Except when someone says something funny.

9: Rearrange your furniture in your living room daily. Pretend that you don't recognize where you are when having friends over.

10: Insist that your friends uses both first and last name when talking to you.

11: Flush the toilet three times in a row. Count out aloud.

12: When the doorbell rings, answer the phone, when the phones rings, open the door. Afterwards you mumble something about that how "agent Scully and Mulder should have been here to experience and investigate this."

13: Make surprisingly and violent moves with your hands every now and then. If someone says something, say that you don't have the slightest idea of what their talking about.

14: When dining at a restaurant: Ask the waiter if they have some food on the menu which is still alive.

15: Start singing the blues whenever your friends guide the conversation to be about themselves.

16: No matter what the conversation is regarding, connect the contents to conspiracies and religious sects.

17: Show your teeth and snarl when someone tries to strike up a conversation.

18: Put some headphones on. Ask people to talk louder, ignore any suggestion you get about taking them of.

19: Stand in a intersection. When the little man shows green you cry: "Aaargh my eyes! my precious eyes!"

20: Gurgle your coffee,

21: When you enter a room where the radio is turned on, get down on your knees while you whine with teary eyes: "There’s that voice again!"

22: Fall down stairs on purpose.

23: Say aloud every now and then on a regularly basis: "Did you hear that?" While you put on a grin of shock and terror.

24: Yell: "Boo" as loud as you can manage. Pretend that you’re scaring yourself.

25: If you have a glass eye push on it and jiggle on it with a pen while talking to someone.

26: Make beeping noises while you have your vehicle in reverse.

27: Honk and wave at strangers with an overly cheerful expression.

28: Staple paper at the middle.

29: Ask people what gender they are.

30: Work on making modem sounds with your voice.

31: Sing along at the opera.

32: Show someone that the conversation has ended with you holding for your ears.

33: Explore in public how slowly you can make choking noises.

34: Purchase a lot of red traffic cones and lead the traffic away from the expressway.

35: Never say: "Bye" or "See you later. Always say: "Hope your doing better the next time I talk to you."

36: Engage in philosophical conversations with dogs. If someone makes a remark about it, pretend that you and the dog have a secret together.

37: Count your steps out loud when walking.

38: Use bread as your pouch for your cell phone.

39: Pretend that you’re in the show "big brother" Stand up and exclaim in front of everybody with a serious facial expression: "YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT MY FRIENDS!"

40: When someone approaches, pretend that you’re in the middle of a conversation about your friend’s darkest secrets with your imaginary friend.

Feel free to continue the list!

NOTE:
1) I didn't create the list in the first place, I only translated it from norwegian. So all credit goes to someone else!

2) I did post this on the old tbdl.org way back in time, but I thought that atleast it was a good and entertaining read, so thereby I justified my own lack of creativity.

[Raccoon]

Originally Posted by Titus

Presenting:
“40 fail proof methods in order to make yourself more interesting in the view of the general public.”

3: Toast your bread every morning without plugging in the socket. Eat your bread while you complain about that the toaster "Doesn't know what it is doing."

10: Insist that your friends uses both first and last name when talking to you.

11: Flush the toilet three times in a row. Count out aloud.

23: Say aloud every now and then on a regularly basis: "Did you hear that?"

26: Make beeping noises while you have your vehicle in reverse.

27: Honk and wave at strangers with an overly cheerful expression.

31: Sing along at the opera.

34: Purchase a lot of red traffic cones and lead the traffic away from the expressway.

35: Never say: "Bye" or "See you later. Always say: "Hope your doing better the next time I talk to you."

37: Count your steps out loud when walking.

rotflmao

[Angel-In-Diapers]

I needed that

I would like to add one
41. Every time you touch something scream "It's the devil's work!"

[Jag]

I heard these from a friend.

42. Go into a Wal-Mart (or something like that), take a rubber ball and bounce it down an aisle shouting, "Go pikachu, go!"

43. Hide in the centers of those circular clothing racks in stores and shout, "Ooh, ooh! Pick me, pick me!"

[Lizzie]

44. Gather all the pillows you can find in Wal Mart and set up a fort in the camping department

[Me :p]

this is the best list I've seen all day. I actually do some of these things (the less crazy ones) daily. People think I'm retarded.

[The Sun]

Originally Posted by Titus

13: Make surprisingly and violent moves with your hands every now and then. If someone says something, say that you don't have the slightest idea of what their talking about.

Found a grammar issue, now I am going to spend five minute typing out why people are so stupid and why people JUST CAN'T LEARN ENGLISH...darn, that took me five minutes to type

lol but on a serious note, I always say I'll try doing some of those but I never do. It seems like fun though.

FullMetal

[Ren]

45. Keep confetti in your pocket. During any conversation, suddenly reach for your pocket and throw it to the air in an expression of great joy while yelling "YOU SAID TODAY'S SECRET WORD!"

[Titus]

Originally Posted by FullMetal

Found a grammar issue, now I am going to spend five minute typing out why people are so stupid and why people JUST CAN'T LEARN ENGLISH...darn, that took me five minutes to type

FullMetal

And now if you'll excuse me, I will be in my bedroom, performing seppuku with a dull spoon.

Cheerio.

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