Warp a Wish

~~Yuki~~ · 01-02-2008

Y'ALL KNOW HOW THIS ONE GOES.
SOMEONE MAKES A WISH, AND THEN YOU WARP IT.. FOLLOWED BY YOUR WISH. M'KAY.

EXAMPLE
I WISH I HAD A PONY.

OKAY, YOU GET YOUR PONY... BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A MAN-EATING ONE WITH RAZOR-SHARP TEETH AND IT EATS YOU.
I WISH I HAD A SPORK.

THERE NOW, YOU SEE? THAT'S HOW IT WILL PLAY OUT.

AND NOW FOR MY WISH, DUN DUN DUN.

I WISH,
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I WISH THAT I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS..

IF I HADDD A MILLLIIIIIIONNNN DOLLLAAAAARRRRSSS~~

DarkSunDS · 01-02-2008

You get your million Monopoly dollars.

I wish I had diapers X3

*Angelicus* · 01-02-2008

Here you go...they're too small. XP

I wish I would always live in the spring!

DarkSunDS · 01-02-2008

Because of global warming, it becomes too hot and you die o.o

I wish I had fur .-.

Colonel Brome Teks · 01-02-2008

Granted, but you are hunted for your thick, lovely coat and must either die or spend your life on the run.

I wish I could have a pancake right about now.

DarkSunDS · 02-02-2008

You got your pancake, but YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MAPLE SYRUP IN THE FRIDGE!

I wish my parents would stop disconnecting me TT_TT

Raccoon · 02-02-2008

Your connection is fine but your parents are monitoring everything you do... and talk to you friend's parents about it

I wish there would be a new Aliens movie as good as #1 or #2...

Neonite · 02-02-2008

Sure. And as an added bonus, you help make it!

...But it turns out to be REAL. And you helped make it by being the first victim. D:

I wish to have eternal life with complete control over my body's health and appearance, and the ability to, if something happens like the world ending, to be able to end my life quickly and painlessly. n.n

Your Worst Nightmare · 02-02-2008

Your wish is granted, but you get to see everyone and everything you loved and cherish die before you....

I wish for the world to fix it's self, like, global warming, global hunger, droughts, HIV/AIDS, global peace, poverty, ect....

Neonite · 02-02-2008

Your wish is granted, but it turns the world into a totalitarian scociety, where people have no personal thought or opinions, and any small crime is punished by death which is disguised as exile. >.>;

I wish that I could be a hero! n.n

01-02-2008	#1 (permalink)
~~Yuki~~ Deleted Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Melancholy Hill Age: 15 Posts: 41 Threads: 4 Reputation: 2	Warp a Wish Y'ALL KNOW HOW THIS ONE GOES. SOMEONE MAKES A WISH, AND THEN YOU WARP IT.. FOLLOWED BY YOUR WISH. M'KAY. EXAMPLE I WISH I HAD A PONY. OKAY, YOU GET YOUR PONY... BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A MAN-EATING ONE WITH RAZOR-SHARP TEETH AND IT EATS YOU. I WISH I HAD A SPORK. THERE NOW, YOU SEE? THAT'S HOW IT WILL PLAY OUT. AND NOW FOR MY WISH, DUN DUN DUN. I WISH, . . . . . . I WISH THAT I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS.. IF I HADDD A MILLLIIIIIIONNNN DOLLLAAAAARRRRSSS~~

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01-02-2008	#2 (permalink)
DarkSunDS Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,589 Threads: 45 Wiki Edits: 60 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 20	You get your million Monopoly dollars. I wish I had diapers X3

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Angelicus Lurker Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: My Own Little World Age: 17 Posts: 128 Threads: 6 Reputation: 5	Here you go...they're too small. XP I wish I would always live in the spring!

01-02-2008	#4 (permalink)
DarkSunDS Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,589 Threads: 45 Wiki Edits: 60 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 20	Because of global warming, it becomes too hot and you die o.o I wish I had fur .-.

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Colonel Brome Teks Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wisconsin, USA Age: 16 Posts: 404 Threads: 10 Gallery Uploads: 5 Wiki Edits: 3 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 4	Granted, but you are hunted for your thick, lovely coat and must either die or spend your life on the run. I wish I could have a pancake right about now.

02-02-2008	#6 (permalink)
DarkSunDS Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,589 Threads: 45 Wiki Edits: 60 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 20	You got your pancake, but YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MAPLE SYRUP IN THE FRIDGE! I wish my parents would stop disconnecting me TT_TT

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Raccoon VIP Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Alberta, Great White North Posts: 764 Threads: 33 Reputation: 28	Your connection is fine but your parents are monitoring everything you do... and talk to you friend's parents about it I wish there would be a new Aliens movie as good as #1 or #2...

02-02-2008	#8 (permalink)
Neonite Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Las Vegas! 8D Age: 15 Posts: 172 Threads: 3 Gallery Uploads: 12 Blog Entries: 6 Reputation: 4	Sure. And as an added bonus, you help make it! ...But it turns out to be REAL. And you helped make it by being the first victim. D: I wish to have eternal life with complete control over my body's health and appearance, and the ability to, if something happens like the world ending, to be able to end my life quickly and painlessly. n.n

02-02-2008	#9 (permalink)
Your Worst Nightmare Lurker Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In La La Land, also known as Canada Age: 18 Posts: 603 Threads: 8 Gallery Uploads: 6 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 2 Reputation: 8	Your wish is granted, but you get to see everyone and everything you loved and cherish die before you.... I wish for the world to fix it's self, like, global warming, global hunger, droughts, HIV/AIDS, global peace, poverty, ect....

02-02-2008	#10 (permalink)
Neonite Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Las Vegas! 8D Age: 15 Posts: 172 Threads: 3 Gallery Uploads: 12 Blog Entries: 6 Reputation: 4	Your wish is granted, but it turns the world into a totalitarian scociety, where people have no personal thought or opinions, and any small crime is punished by death which is disguised as exile. >.>; I wish that I could be a hero! n.n