Warp a Wish - Page 4

Angelicus · 08-02-2008

Wish granted; non-existant pie! :O

I wish I could see through walls!

Angel-In-Diapers · 08-02-2008

You do! through the wall, and the table, and everything behind that...
I wish for a shiny, blue car

Sammywa · 08-02-2008

You get your car, but turns out it's possessed. The back seat is it's mouth and it eats your lover while you're making out with them.

I wish for a happy ending.

Your Worst Nightmare · 08-02-2008

Granted, but it's a happy ending that will never come.

I wish I had a Gibson's digital robotic Les Paul that can tune its self....

Ren · 09-02-2008

Your wish is granted. The strings however break themselves upon playing a single note and cannot be replaced.

I wish I had the world's best kept secret in a basket filled with apples.

Your Worst Nightmare · 09-02-2008

Granted, but no one believes that you have the world's best kept secret in a basket with apples. And the apples have rotted.

I wish I could go where ever I want, when ever I want, no matter how far away it is.....

Ren · 09-02-2008

Fine. your wish is granted. but you only get to move inside a magical truck made of wood and surrounded by pigs who have never bathed and accompanied by their putrid smell and the smell of rotten apples.

I wish I had a cool avatar to show

Colonel Brome Teks · 10-02-2008

Granted, but it's awesomeness causes your computer to crash.

I wish for a tasty, nonpoisonous snack.

Chillhouse · 10-02-2008

Granted, but it esplodes. :0

I wish for a monkey.

Angelicus · 10-02-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Lurker

Granted, but it esplodes. :0

I wish for a monkey.

Here you are:

http://www.adisc.org/forum/members/monkey.html

He'll talk to you when he feels like it. *Not exactly a warped wish, but it had to be done!*

I wish I could rule the universe!

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08-02-2008	#31 (permalink)
Angelicus Lurker Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: My Own Little World Age: 18 Posts: 129 Threads: 7 Reputation: 5	Wish granted; non-existant pie! :O I wish I could see through walls!

08-02-2008	#32 (permalink)
Angel-In-Diapers Lurker Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pie Age: 17 Posts: 77 Threads: 8 Blog Entries: 2 Reputation: 0	You do! through the wall, and the table, and everything behind that... I wish for a shiny, blue car

08-02-2008	#33 (permalink)
Sammywa Lurker Historical Donor Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Australia Age: 18 Posts: 51 Threads: 1 Reputation: 0	You get your car, but turns out it's possessed. The back seat is it's mouth and it eats your lover while you're making out with them. I wish for a happy ending.

08-02-2008	#34 (permalink)
Your Worst Nightmare VIP Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In La La Land, also known as Canada Age: 19 Posts: 758 Threads: 12 Gallery Uploads: 26 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 3	Granted, but it's a happy ending that will never come. I wish I had a Gibson's digital robotic Les Paul that can tune its self....

09-02-2008	#35 (permalink)
Ren Lurker Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Private Posts: 160 Threads: 2 Reputation: 5	Your wish is granted. The strings however break themselves upon playing a single note and cannot be replaced. I wish I had the world's best kept secret in a basket filled with apples.

09-02-2008	#36 (permalink)
Your Worst Nightmare VIP Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In La La Land, also known as Canada Age: 19 Posts: 758 Threads: 12 Gallery Uploads: 26 Wiki Edits: 2 Blog Entries: 3	Granted, but no one believes that you have the world's best kept secret in a basket with apples. And the apples have rotted. I wish I could go where ever I want, when ever I want, no matter how far away it is.....

09-02-2008	#37 (permalink)
Ren Lurker Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Private Posts: 160 Threads: 2 Reputation: 5	Fine. your wish is granted. but you only get to move inside a magical truck made of wood and surrounded by pigs who have never bathed and accompanied by their putrid smell and the smell of rotten apples. I wish I had a cool avatar to show

10-02-2008	#38 (permalink)
Colonel Brome Teks Regular Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wisconsin, USA Age: 17 Posts: 609 Threads: 13 Gallery Uploads: 19 Wiki Edits: 3 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 6	Granted, but it's awesomeness causes your computer to crash. I wish for a tasty, nonpoisonous snack.

10-02-2008	#39 (permalink)
Chillhouse Robot Chicken Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Here Age: 17 Posts: 815 Threads: 39	Granted, but it esplodes. :0 I wish for a monkey.