Felstorm's Devious Guide to Diapering.

[Felstorm]

Hi,

I am a former teen diaper lover. I am now an adult diaper lover.

And I would like to share some of my experiences and how I went about enjoying my fetish without getting caught, not once, not even a suspicion. Granted this will not cover all situations, but when you have a dad that would routinely search your room, I still didn't get caught. My hopes are that you can learn from my unique experience and then apply it to yours. Nothing would make me happier.

I've read over the wiki several times and with all that I would like to add I'll be editing for a month. So I thought I would compile some of my initial thoughts about growing up with a diaper fetish, how I coped, and then later accepted it.

This fetish has some things that need to be taken into consideration. And I will then provide you with solutions that anyone with an allowance of $5 a week can muster.

One. You need privacy to hide your diapers.

Two. You will need physical space to hide your diapers.

Three. You will need some diapers. (duh)

Four. And lastly you will need to engineer some time to enjoy them.

Privacy and how to attain it.

I have to say that the most insanely scary thing to me in my teens was getting caught. So I learned to become supremely devious. Not deviant but devious.

The first thing I learned was; If I wanted to hide this from my really nosy parents, I had to earn their trust. Parents are not dumb, they were kids once too, plus you've been living with them your whole life. Trust me when I tell you, they can tell when you are hiding something. First thing I did was applied myself seriously to school. I improved my grades and took on extra responsibility. This set in their mind that I was a "good" kid, and more importantly, that I could be trusted. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

When they see you sneaking in packages and locking up things in your room, your folks are NOT going to be thinking... Oh no. He has a diaper fetish.

No. No.

They are going to be expecting the worst. Looking for the drugs and weapons.

Your body language and attitude are going to be the very FIRST tip-offs that something is up. Keep this in mind in the next few subheadings. Be devious by being open. Give them nothing to suspect in the first place. And that comes from your body language and attitude first.

Hiding your "stash".

If you already have one, you can skip this section.

Diapers are a bulky item. Especially a whole package.

I am going on the assumption that you will be getting a package of typical store-bought Depends or equivalent. For this we will need to engineer a space for you to hide a package. Or more rather, a double layer of them hidden in your average everyday clothing storage tote.

Best part is that you can probably talk your parental units into buying this for you.

"Hey. I was thinking, could you get me a underbed storage thingy so I can organize some of my stuff?

Then put whatever in there, clothing is best, preferably stuff you only wear in the off-season. Just so long as it's stuff that's likely to look like it's going to just collect dust for a few months. I had a thing very similar to this that I put all of my fine scale modelling and wargaming books in. With space in the middle for all of my diapers of course. Which were under another layer of magazines, so all you saw from the top was magazines. I kept mine there until I moved out and then I didn't have to worry about it anymore, and I just keep my diapers in that tote and nothing else.

This tote you can keep in your room. This way you don't have to look suspicious by hiding them in some crawlspace that will certainly attract attention if you go in there.

Putting locks on ANYTHING in your room will instantly attract unwanted attention.

Under the mattress is the WORST place to hide them.

But.

Some beds have a second "mattress" underneath the part you sleep on. This is called a box spring. Most box springs, the part your mattress likely sits on, looks like a mattress but it's just wood, cloth, and metal springs. These are hollow inside and have nothing covering the bottom side usually. The only thing inside is some wooden slats and of course, springs. You can slip your diapers one by one through a small slit cut in the bottom fabric of the box spring. If you don't have that thin fabric covering present just gently wedge them between the springs themselves.

The idea being here that the most successful way to hide them is to reduce to a minimum the possibility of your parents or nosy siblings running across them accidentally. But not in such a way as to attract undue attention to your actions.

The Acquisition of Diapers.

I didn't have the internet as a teenager. So for the interests of my essay I shall preclude any references to getting diapers over the internet. In combination with a P.O. Box and a Paypal account attached to your savings or checking account, getting diapers is a cinch with the internet.

But I'll describe how I used to purchase them from the local pharmacy.

I would tell my parents that I was going over to a friends place to play some games. Which would be the truth. I AM going over to a friends to play some games. But, on the way I would bike to a local pharmacy and buy a small bag of Attends that would conveniently fit into my backpack. The backpack was prestuffed with old newspapers to make it look full. I would dump the balled up newspaper, and before getting back to the house I would open the package and take out all the diapers and put them in my backpack. With a bit of stuffing they would all fit.

I would then turn around and go home immediately. Upon entering the house, I would say that I got half-way there and forgot something, game, book, etc, and needed to grab it. I would then go to my room and immediately start rummaging around for my game. If they weren't there looking over my shoulder, I would pull out my magazine box and quickly put all of my diapers in the box, close it, grab what I had "forgot" and leave and go play games until my curfew.

If one of them happened to be there talking to me, I'd just grab my game, and leave, backpack still full of diapers. This would complicate things because I would then have to ditch my backpack in a bush and pick it up on the way home hoping that no-body would steal my precious backpack full of adult diapers. Nobody did.

This became less of an issue when I met my first girlfriend, who incidentally introduced me to bondage shortly after I confided my fetish to her. After that I would simply drop them off at her house. Or if I was meeting her there, I would then diaper up and hang out with her. Having a friend or girlfriend that is sympathetic and trustworthy is a great boon. If you have one that will help you, don't hesitate to ask!

Some notes on buying.

This is mostly covered by the wiki article and I'm putting some things here for redundancy.

People that work at pharmacies see people buy adult diapers all the time. It's not unusual. Any criticism you think they'll have in their mind about you buying diapers is all in your head. They really don't care, and money is money. The first time doing this you will be nervous. Accept it. Make friends with that fear. If they do ask, either make them wish they hadn't asked by telling the truth, or garner for sympathy with some falsehood.

I only had one case where I had a cute, but nosy checkout girl. I told her the flat-out truth. With a fair bit of sarcasm, I simply stated "I get off on wearing diapers. Wanna join me? We could go on Jerry Springer together...". She laughed and said "no". I paid and left.

Anyway.

The best places to get diapers from are the locally owned pharmacy and medical supply places. They usually have the better brands like Tranquility, Tena, etc. Walgreens brand diapers are decent for being a "generic" brand. Actually better in my opinion than name-brand Depends. But go with what you can afford, find, or desire.

For this you are going to need $20-$40. How you get that money is up to you. But I got it by mowing lawns and waxing surfboards in the summer, and shovelling snow in the winter.

Diapering Yourself

You got the diapers. You got the hiding spot. Now you want to finally wear them.

This should be fairly obvious. Anytime when parental units aren't going to be there to hassle you. Bedtime is the most common. Which I did for a long time. I still do. Probably the safest bet for a first time wearer. Laying down on the bed is probably the easiest way to diaper for the first time. The only risk with this is if your parents wake you up in the morning, you could get caught. But if you follow my earlier advice, your parents won't have to wake you up in the morning because you won't NEED to be woken up. You're a stunning example of what a proper young adult should be. Right?

I can hear you now.

"But what do I do when I've wet and messed my diaper?"

That is what the next section is for, Grasshoppa.

Dealing with the Remains

How to use your diapers for their intended purpose.

You will most likely want to try using your diapers for real at some point. Wetting and messing in your diaper is a thrill like no other. But how do you go about disposing of your stinky and wet diaper in a devious fashion?

(I'm going off the assumption that if you are going to be wetting and messing in your diapers, that you are 99% sure that you will not be interrupted by anyone that you would not want to be caught by. )

So. Coast is clear and you want to wet and mess in your diaper.

Wetting is easiest of the two. Drink orange juice, pop, water, gatorade, and simply wait. You can diaper beforehand or wait until you really gotta go and then diaper. I prefer simply diapering when I know I won't be bothered by anyone and then simply waiting for nature to take it's course.

Messing is another matter. It can be hastened with things like suppositories and enemas. But I do not advocate this for a first time experience. With messing, just like wetting. Simply wait for nature to take it's course.

Given time and an afternoon, you've got a wet stinky diaper. Congratulations!

You'll want to get out of it and change at some point. The best thing to do is simply jump in the shower after removing your diaper. Dump any chunky bits in the toilet and clean up your butt with a little toilet paper. Take the end of the diaper that does not have tapes on it and fold the wings into the center. Then start rolling the diaper up to the other end. Fold the wings with the tapes over your diaper and fix them to the roll. Stick this in a plastic grocery bag, squeeze the air out of the bag and then tie the handles together tightly to seal that stink in. Shower up and use plenty of soap on your backside.

Deposit your garbage bag in the trash, outside your house. Don't put it in the inside garbage. The bottom of the can is better, or underneath another bag so it won't be noticed in passing.

In conclusion.

We don't get to pick our fetishes.

Everyone has one. It may not be diapers, it could be something you might even find to be ridiculous or trivial. But everyone has a fetish, no matter how much they may deny it. Some elements of society would like us to feel guilty about our fetishes. I didn't really learn to let go of all of that guilt until I was in my early twenties.

Good luck, and I hope you find this useful and or encouraging.

Sincerely,

-=Felstorm=-

[Me :p]

That was awesome +1 =]

[Dream]

That was some good advice . Thanks for posting it.

[Lone_Wolf]

best advice

[Akira]

I suggest putting it in the Wiki. Good job. :3

[James]

Nice Advice, This can help many people.

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[Mavvy]

Amazing post. This should be stickied. ^_^

Originally Posted by Felstorm

Putting locks on ANYTHING in your room will instantly attract unwanted attention.

It may attract unwanted attention, but it is the ultimate hiding place for diapers, because if the parent doesn't know the code, it's nearly impossible for him/her to open it. Locks are a pro, rather than a con, if you ask me.

Originally Posted by Felstorm

Everyone has one. It may not be diapers, it could be something you might even find to be ridiculous or trivial. But everyone has a fetish, no matter how much they may deny it. Some elements of society would like us to feel guilty about our fetishes. I didn't really learn to let go of all of that guilt until I was in my early twenties.

I find that difficult to believe. Where are you coming up with this? A lot of people are just heterosexual. Certainly, some people may have fetishes they haven't undiscovered. But I'm sure there are fetish-less people in this world. To say everyone has a fetish of some kind is an astounding statement.

[avery]

Originally Posted by Maverick

A lot of people are just heterosexual.

a hetrosexual person has a fetish too! it's just that it's a fetish for a member of the opposite sex without their clothes on. XD

it's true, if you want to look at it from that perspective.

[Mavvy]

Originally Posted by avery

a hetrosexual person has a fetish too! it's just that it's a fetish for a member of the opposite sex without their clothes on. XD

it's true, if you want to look at it from that perspective.

Yes, I was wondering if he was looking at it from that perspective. I suppose it could be approached from that angle, but I disagree with that point-of-view. A fetish isn't an attraction for the opposite (or even the same) sex. Otherwise why do we have a word called "fetish," why don't we just call it sexuality?

[cpndl]

Originally Posted by Maverick

Yes, I was wondering if he was looking at it from that perspective. I suppose it could be approached from that angle, but I disagree with that point-of-view. A fetish isn't an attraction for the opposite (or even the same) sex. Otherwise why do we have a word called "fetish," why don't we just call it sexuality?

I wouldn't use the term hetrosexual, to describe someone without a fetish. Nor would I use the term "normal". Not sure what to use.