Billy and The Kid (Mature Content)

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*Warning this story isn't supposed be taken seriously...The story is supposed to be a joke on crappy stories with pilot that make no sense...The story have some mature content as well...You been warn so please continued reading...*

Billy and The Kid….

Chapter 1 ~ The Pink Building Of Gayness!!

In a shitty ass town in a shitty ass time, there was a white rapper know as bk game who was destroying the town with his gayness and stupidity, now only a legendary duo from Canada can defeat him, and that duo is Billy and The Kid…..


“Where the **** are we” said Billy while looking around the wasteland like area.


“I don’t ****ing know, we wouldn’t be lost if you weren’t so ****ing cheap to pay that bitch you **** last night in the FEMA Camp” said Kid, who was walking right behind Billy.


“Hey, I ain’t going to pay no bitch who give me crab” snap Billy who was now piss off due to the itch that was going on in his short shorts of awesomeness.


Billy and Kid walk though out the wasteland while punching each other in the nuts and singing along to the Power Ranger theme song until they reach the shitty asses town that I was talking about in the beginning of this stupid story.


“What the **** is this place, it looking like something from Barney wet dream, man this place is gayer then a straight guy watching Lifetime” said The Kid who was creep out by the yellow smile faces cover pink building that surround the whole town.


“Maybe some bitches live here, if that the case, I can finally get some decent sex for once” said Billy while looking at one of the pink buildings.


“Keep dreaming ****er, the day you get decent sex well be the day I come out of the closet”


“What closet….”


“Never mind, let keep walking”


While searching around this shitty asses town, the duo notices three things. First, there wasn’t any bitches living in this town. Second, the yellow smile face cover pink building were getting uglier and gayer after the ****ing tenth time going past them. Third, I’m making all this shit up while I’m typing this so keep reading suckers lol. The duo keep on walking until Kid got the call of the wild.


“Hey Billy, I’m going to take your kids to the pool, watch out for anything while I’m gone”


“Hey, just became I got 80 kids from 100 different women doesn’t mean you have to ****ing use them every time you take a dump.


“Okay, whatever, change your tampon while I’m gone”


“Shut the **** up before I shoot you in the ass again, mother****er”


“Okay mom”


“Oh that it”


As Billy beginning chasing Kid thought out the shitty asses town, they ran into the gayness know as bk game.


“who the
fuk r u” said bk game.


“What? Type right, I can’t understand dumbass” said Billy to the ugly gayness face of bk game.


“o tht it
it game tim3
bro
!!!!!”


Dude, type right damn it, there might be awesome Canadian girls reading this shit” said The Kid


“wht
cadian”


“Can someone fire him and replace him with someone who has a brain” said Billy as The Kid was picking up bk game and throwing him into the recycle bin where all the dumbass go when their done being uses.


“Well that solve that problem, let go find some bitches Billy”


“**** yea, you finally speaking my language, Kid”


As the duo walk off into the sunset, they begin to think about what might happened in their next adventure, but only time can tell……..and just then a giant rock fell from the sky, killing the duo with one awesome crash of doom!!!














Dude, you actually think this is the end for this awesome duo, you got be kidding. There more awesomeness in the next chapter of this epic story of random weirdness but until then this is Eddy saying that your awesome for reading this piece of shit of a story :P.