The Most Badass Story Ever Told Ever

[Fire2box]

Originally Posted by Pojo

You're reading way too into this...

Well I am just giving my views on it. Tough I did not know it was supposed to be making fun of anything at all. Really even after reading it again I still don't see whats so funny about it. Also did I ever say I am perfect Pojo? There is a reason why I don't write AB/DL stuff myself.
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[Pojo]

Originally Posted by Fire2box

Well I am just giving my views on it. Tough I did not know it was supposed to be making fun of anything at all. Really even after reading it again I still don't see whats so funny about it. Also did I ever say I am perfect Pojo? There is a reason why I don't write AB/DL stuff myself.

Did I ever say you weren't perfect? I know you're saying what you think about it, but I think if you're going to give advice on writing, you should write correctly yourself...

[NARU]

Its funny because its so goddamn random.There, now you can read it without wondering "Why?".

[Dethklok_still_rules]

Originally Posted by diaperdude

Its funny because its so goddamn random.There, now you can read it without wondering "Why?".

*speaking as the man behind the persona that is dethklok*

Close, The joke is that the story is so jacked up on testosterone that it's funny. The story is totally implausible. This character I've created (Dethklok) lacks so much restraint in his writing that his stories wind up being hilarious. That's right boys and girls, Dethklok is a character that I have made up for your reading pleasure. Do you guys really think I'm being serious when I post this stuff? Do you really think that I think America is great because it pollutes and that the answer to everything is a katana to the face? I thought it would be obvious that dethklok was a character, but I guess I had to spell it out. He's not going to be as funny now, but whatever.

[Dethklok_still_rules]

Originally Posted by Dethklok_still_rules

*speaking as the man behind the persona that is dethklok*

Close, The joke is that the story is so jacked up on testosterone that it's funny. The story is totally implausible. This character I've created (Dethklok) lacks so much restraint in his writing that his stories wind up being hilarious. That's right boys and girls, Dethklok is a character that I have made up for your reading pleasure. Do you guys really think I'm being serious when I post this stuff? Do you really think that I think America is great because it pollutes and that the answer to everything is a katana to the face? I thought it would be obvious that dethklok was a character, but I guess I had to spell it out. He's not going to be as funny now, but whatever.

What the ****? It has my avatar next to it, but I don't remember writing it. That's okay, I guess. That guy who wrote it does kind of kick ass. Not as much as me, of course. God damn, I'm awesome.

[Fire2box]

Originally Posted by Dethklok_still_rules

*speaking as the man behind the persona that is dethklok*

Close, The joke is that the story is so jacked up on testosterone that it's funny. The story is totally implausible. This character I've created (Dethklok) lacks so much restraint in his writing that his stories wind up being hilarious. That's right boys and girls, Dethklok is a character that I have made up for your reading pleasure. Do you guys really think I'm being serious when I post this stuff? Do you really think that I think America is great because it pollutes and that the answer to everything is a katana to the face? I thought it would be obvious that dethklok was a character, but I guess I had to spell it out. He's not going to be as funny now, but whatever.

Well I have dealt with so many idiots online thought you were for real. Anyways Yawgmoth is already enough of a character. One who I known for sometime now. At least now I know I can skip all of your posts.

[Pojo]

Originally Posted by Fire2box

Well I have dealt with so many idiots online thought you were for real. Anyways Yawgmoth is already enough of a character. One who I known for sometime now. At least now I know I can skip all of your posts.

...You thought he's a ninja?

[Dethklok_still_rules]

Originally Posted by Fire2box

Anyways Yawgmoth is already enough of a character. One who I known for sometime now.

I didn't realize that there was only room for one character in that big waterhead of yours. My bad.

[Manveru]

*responds to entire argument with the following:*

Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special Olympics: even if you win, you're sti- *is mysteriously katana'd in the face*

[Dethklok_still_rules]