Okay, let's start this train wreck. The story starts with my ancestor and older brother Spinal_tap_rules. And yes, being my brother does count as being my ancestor. Google that shit because it's true. The internet told me, and that's why Al Gore invented it. To tell me stuff. So shut up. Anyway, He was walking back to the Cicada village from his privately owned drive through bar/shooting range. He was quite the entrepreneur. As he got home, he heard some commotion from the south gate. The south gate was notorious for commotion. He unsheathed his blade and ran down to the gate. By the way, when I say he drew his blade, that's quite literally what I mean. Tap's katana had no hilt. According to him, hilts are for pussies. I tried wielding a no hilted sword, and trust me, it hurts. It's really ****ering sharp. I digress, he ran to the south gate, but, suddenly Werewolf ninjas with jellyfish taped to their hands flew in on jet packs and started ruining people's shit. Then a bear drove up on a bulldozer, firing his Romanian AK-47.Then, with one swing of his sword, Spinal_tap sliced the right arm of every werewolf ninja and slipped every one onto his arm like they were gloves. As any scientist will tell you if you slip someone's arm onto yours, you gain their strength. Tap gave a devastating right jab to the bulldozer killing the bear on impact, ripping the werewolf arms into pieces. Tap took two jetpacks off the werewolf corpses and strapped them to his hands. He then propelled himself with a rocket punch all the way to the secret ninja vault, which was the leading cause of hostile ninja attack. The second leading cause is the secret ninja waterslide/tattoo parlor. When Spinal_Tap_rules entered the vault, everything was eskque. Or eskew. Everything was all ****ed up, basically is what I'm trying to tell you. Every ancient ninja artifact seemed to be accounted for... until he saw what was missing.
"My binder of pokemon cards is missing. Including my super rare holographic MissingNo. card" Nobody else would help Spinal_Tap, because they already took showers, and were in their pajamas. So he donned his white garb (it shows blood), strapped ashiko on his feet, grabbed his vials of poison, shuriken, tanto, sword, battle axe, nunchucks, guns, staple remover and a bunch of other awesome shit. Lastly, he removed the blindfold he was wearing the entire time and set out to retrieve his pokemon cards.
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07-07-2008
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