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Bride of Hypnotoad
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ADISConfrence
ADISConfrence
With a little bit of ADISC craziness in every paragraph. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***PLEASE READ*** Before You read the story, I’d ask that no one get offended if: -You don’t like your character. -You weren’t included. It’s just a fun little story I decided to write with ADISC members using the extremes of their personality. I am not including EVERYONE. To be honest… I can’t remember everyone and what they are like, there are a lot of members. So please, don’t be mad! If you mention that I forgot you or something, I can probably go back and edit you in, no promises though! Also: There are events mentioned that are taken to the extreme - This story isn’t meant to make fun of anyone, hurt their feelings, or anything like that, so read it with a light heart and a grain of salt! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Current list of mentioned users: Part 1 (In Order) Peachy, Moo, Trevor, Darkfinn, Luvsgirl Noobsauce, Yuki, Charlie F., Pojo, Mandi Target, Rance, Lizzie, Jesster, Andysetra Jakethefox, Betagame, Kraiden, Humphrey Fire2box, Customizer, Fullmetal, Shodai Tigger, DarksunDS, Dash, Error404, Johnathan Yawgmoth, Akira, Andrew-free, Me :P, Pramrider Martin, fire2box, Point_blanch, handfulofoats Shewpie, Silent Deadly Alchemist, Footed Pj diaperedbabygirl, Mysika, Sawaa Part 2 (In Order) Trevor, Mandi, Fire2box, Humphrey, Kraiden, Yumi, Rance, Sawaa, Tigger, Peachy, Lukie, Darkfinn, TheRussian, Charlie, Shodai, Andysetra, Dash, Shippofox, Handfulofoats, Pramrider, dpr_fox, Manveru, Me:P, Customizer, Fallen, Kenshin Himura, Fullmetal, Martin, mzkkbprmt, Moo, Baby Blake, James, jeep, Avery, mm3, Digital, Maverick, genbaby, diaperdude, Renegade-a, Ganymede, Daria, Dethlok_still_rules, Prometheus, BBen, Target, Luvsgirl, DarksunDS, Mandy Jonas, Mesmerale. (Some members may make an appearance more than once, listed is only the characters -first- appearance. There are no main characters, however some have a much bigger part than others.) Last edited by Charlie F; 21-07-2008 at 03:17 PM. |
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27-06-2008
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Bride of Hypnotoad
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ADISConfrence
Part 1 of 3 It was raining when everyone got out of bed that morning. Peachy was brushing his fuzz, while Moo tinkered with the forums a bit more. “Hello, Readers.” Greeted Trevor. “Abena, Depends, Molicare…” he muttered. “Hmmm….” “Oh Darkfinn, I have something to show you!” “Not now LuvsGirl, I’m going through our diaper stash and deciding which one would be best to wear for this occasion,” he said in a louder, but just as concentrated tone. “Of course love muffin! Pick a nice one for me, too!” LuvsGirl said, while walking into another room. Half way around the world, another young lad just woke up. “Noob Sauce! What are you doing?” His mother asked him. “Reading my Web Comics!” He shouted back. You could, indeed, see web comics on his computer screen, and also the screen of something peculiar…. A chat room, where the world of ADISC came together to discuss their upcoming meet. “I’m so excited!” said Yuki, “Finally! I’m going someplace where the organization can’t get me! Wheee!” But everyone wondered where Charlie was… “I’m masturba…. I mean getting ready for a shower!” He called to his mum, who was letting him know his flight left in 2 hours time. “Now Landing..” The booming voice overhead announced. “MANDI!” Pojo said, running up to hug her, because she is insanely awesome. All of a sudden everyone gasped as she poked Pojo’s eye out, even though they all knew it was coming. “Oooowww!” he screamed, holding the place on his face where his eye should be. “Haha!” Someone laughed, Mandi and Pojo turned around to see Target. “Target!” Pojo cried. “Target!” Mandi said to him, “You look tired.” “Yeah,” he replied, “I was up all night with my new telescope looking at the sky. Anyways, lets go, my car is on idle, and I’d rather get there sooner than later.” So the three grabbed their bags, and headed for Targets car. “You asshats! Way to forget I was here!” was yelled after the trio. “RANCE!” they all greeted in unison. He caught up with them and they continued on their way to the car. Once everything was packed in and they were safely buckled in they headed towards traffic. “Go faster, diaperface!” Rance instructed. Finally, the car reached the building where the meet was being held. The modern structure served as a rental unit, containing several rooms, a big dining area, as well as social quarters. The revolving doors made a ‘woosh-woosh’ sound as the ADISC members walked through. “CONGRATULATIONS!” ringed through the hallway, bounced off the walls and echoed on the high ceiling. Pojo ran in front of the others to see what all the commotion was about. The others following soon after. “What’s going on?” Target asked the group of members all sitting in the “living room.” “Lizzie and Jesster just got married!” Andysetra called out amongst the chatter. “Woo-hoo!” Rance cheered. “We’re so happy!” Jesster said, referring to himself and his young tenney-bopper wife. “He got me this ring, isn’t it beautiful?” Lizzie said, flashing around her 25cent machine plastic sticker ring. “Now now everyone! I have way better news!” Jakethefox announced. Everyone turned their attention to him, and listened. “I got a new subwolfer!” He continued, “It’s like, the mega best loudest ever!” Several people clapped to show their happiness and support for Jakethefox. “Speaking of subwolfers, what’s your favorite music?” a young lad asked. “Rap!” someone replied. “Ew Sick!” another responded. “What do you think dreams are?” Betagame asked randomly. “Emo music is the best!” the second person said. “Shut up!” a third said. “You shut up!” the first person responded. “I’ve noticed a change in my friend, is he abdl?” Betagame piped up, yet again. “Say shut up right, idiot!” a female voice, said. “Stop being so mean!” a deeper voice boomed. “I hate that I don’t know VIP requirements!” someone whined. “666 is the devils number! What has seen the numbers 666?” Betagame interrupted. “Oh boo hoo!” someone mimicked. “Your such a kiss-ass!” another retorted. “STOP IT EVERYONE!” Charlie replied. “Discussion over! Since no one is discussing the original question the topic is CLOSED for debate!” Sighs of distress could be heard throughout the crowd, and general murmurs of protest. “I’m unofficially here!” Kraiden announced as he walked through the door. “Kraiden!” Everyone greeted. The energy could be felt in the room while everyone said hi to him. Kraiden pulled out Humphrey from behind him, the ADISC well-known and beloved Plushie. “Humphrey sez: Hi Everybody!” “Hey!” fire2box shouted, “Humphrey didn’t say that, you did!” he said, stating the obvious. “Well duh, he’s a stuffed animal!” Customizer retorted. “Everybody keep the peace and stop the fighting!” “I’m not trying to be rude, but I have to be honest. Humphrey is annoying, and I think you are a good member, but you really need to tone it down, because I’m sick of the bitching!” FullMetal chimed in. “Humphrey sez: Asks me a questions! Me answers them!” “Lets talk about diapers, I love diapers!” Darkfinn said to no one in particular. “Did you know, the most absorbent diaper is..” “We know!” Naruto said. “I only rate you a 1 as a friend! Baha!” “Rate me, Rate me!” Everyone cried. “Oh no, I won’t do that! I’m too evil! Muahahaha!” Shodai announced. “What the hell? He changed his name again? That‘s so stupid!” Tigger sighed. “So whaddaya think about that thing from Pingu? Isn’t he hilarious?” DarkSunDS casually slipped into the conversation. “Uhhh… yeah, he’s… great!” Dash replied. “I totally love him, he’s the best! But keep in mind I’m only saying this because I’m so darn positive and happy! Yay! Hearts and love for everyone!” Error404 said to DarkSunDS, jumping up to give him a big ‘ol French-Canadian hug! All of a sudden the entire room was filled with groans. Most heads were turned the door as yet another member walked in. “Oh my god he’s here.” Johnathan said. “Yeah yeah, I’m here. Now you get to listen to me complain, and talk about how awesome I am, and now I get to contradict myself constantly!” Yawgmoth said. “I hate him so much…” someone said in the background. “Duh, he wants you to!” Mandi said. “Did you know that I hate everyone but myself, and even if you want to be one thing, I am going to disrespect that and call you another, because I am awesome like that?!” he said in a matter-of-fact tone. “That know-it-all voice reminds me of someone…” Akira thought aloud. “Moo!” Everyone shouted together as the mysterious Bovine entered through the door. “Oh my god…” “Jesus son of a….” someone whispered. The room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. “I can’t believe he’s…” Andrew-free started. “…a real cow?” Me :P Finished for him. “Yeah, it’s exactly how I pictured him.” Pramrider said, as he retreated back into his stroller. “Mooooo, Mooo Moo Mooooooooooo!” he ‘said’ to everyone. “I think what he is trying to say, is that your petty little problem is now fixed, with the other 10 petty problems that people insist on whining about!” Martin told everyone. “Thank goodness!” shouted fire2box, “Now I can be a little less sad!” “Can we PLEASE talk about diapers now?” Darkfinn asked. “Fine, if you insist.” Mandi replied, “but I’m only saying okay because I try way to hard to please people, god I’m so annoying!” “Diapers, ew, perverts!” Point_Blanch said, revealing his true feelings. “Dude, your on a diaper forum!” handfulofoats informed him. “Yeah but.. The word diaper? It’s so hard to say!” “Get over it, free diapers for everyone!” Darkfinn said, throwing a ton of diapers into the air. “Yay I caught one even though I’m new!” Shewpie said. “You caught one because we love you, because your another girl!” Shodai said to her. “Lets put them on!” Suggested Silent Deadly Alchemist. “I don’t know if I want to…” Point said apprehensively. “Do it, Dooo it!” UnMarth said, hypnotizing Point into putting it on with his freaky eyed fruit face. Everyone else followed suit and diapered up, all but one person. “I only like seeing them on young ladies, that and….” “We know! Footed P.J.’s!” everyone said. “Exactly!” Footed P.J. replied. “I have totally awesome blogs wearing this exact diaper!” the young girl said. “Really?” Luvsgirl asked her. “Yeah, Totally!” Diaperedbabygirl answered. “Just to let you know… I’m still here…” A small voice said. “Oh we missed you, Mysi!” Sawaa said. “Venus with a Penis!” Mysi greeted. “Your so gorgeous!” “But your so awesome! Heart Heart ~!” “Okay ladies, break it up!” The conversation wore on, until finally everyone was tuckered out enough to put on their diapers. What an odd sight it was, all of the members too old to be in diapers, standing there clad in nothing but the absorbent padding, and a top. Last edited by Abigail; 30-06-2008 at 12:16 AM. |
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