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    I always order my adult diaps online, but I buy my baby diapers, goodnites, etc in the store. Today, I went and bought some goodnites. They had a deal going when you buy 2 packs, so I bought a pack of boys and a pack of girls goodnites just for fun. I get nervous when I buy anyways, but this made me even more nervous cause I thought it would look strange buying two packs of large goodnites, one boy and one girl, when I don't really look old enough to have two children that age. I could probably pass off as having one child in that age range. Anyways, as they rung them up and I was paying the clerk says "This reminds me, I need to get some of these, thanks for reminding me." I didn't want to over-commit to the conversation and get into some awkward conversation where I try to pretend I have kids so I just chuckled a bit, but I just thought it was a bit funny. I've also had a clerk ask me "do you need a bag for your diapers" before too. Just kind of funny when people say things like "I need to get some of these" or call them "your diapers" when they actually are YOUR diapers and when you think "I need to get some diapers" they are actually for you. Anyways, just thought I'd share. It was probably more of a funny moment in the moment, but just made me chuckle in my head a bit. Also sometimes make me wonder if people are commenting because they think they're actually for you, but that's just me being paranoid I'm sure.

    Anyone else have these moments and find them a bit amusing?

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    I have had that happen to me while buying goodnites, it does make one chuckle

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    if you can't pass them off as for your kids, try for your visiting cousins. that'd be extremely believable. Nobody wants the visiting fam to wet your guest bed!

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    I have mentioned to the cashier that I have guest's staying and they have a couple kids that still bedwet

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    It's believe able and nice way to end the conversation

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    One time the clerk said "For the cousins right?" and I shocked him by saying "Nope, they're for a misfortunate soul who had a bowling ball land on the ole family jewels." He then went onto ask how that happened. At the after party of my prom I tried to show off by using a 20 pound ball in a quick throw, but I slipped on a puddle of some dude's sprite, landed on my back (legs to the side) and the bowling ball, well...struck home. Sure it isn't why I wear diapers, but it certainly caused me to lose feeling down there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentdreamer1996 View Post
    and the bowling ball, well...struck home.
    "Please limit your crotch to two balls..."

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    @silentdreamer1996 just read your post all i can say is ouch!!! and yes I winced ,lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentdreamer1996 View Post
    One time the clerk said "For the cousins right?" and I shocked him by saying "Nope, they're for a misfortunate soul who had a bowling ball land on the ole family jewels." He then went onto ask how that happened. At the after party of my prom I tried to show off by using a 20 pound ball in a quick throw, but I slipped on a puddle of some dude's sprite, landed on my back (legs to the side) and the bowling ball, well...struck home. Sure it isn't why I wear diapers, but it certainly caused me to lose feeling down there.
    You are so accident prone ;__; *pat pat*

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    Actually, I am in fact in two ways. Seriously though, I can't feel much in terms of needing to go besides a slight strain. The second I feel that, it is a race to the nearest bathroom. But yeah, if you looked up a compilation of guys getting hit 'there', that is my life story in a nutshell. Bowling balls, baseballs, a bat, a shoe, a dog, a tree, a tree branch, a ski, a tire, a bb, a bb gun (used as a blunt object), a pumpkin, an apple, a soda can, a soda bottle, my nieces sucker punching me, my nephews sucker punching me, a weight, a diving board, a firework (my buddy's duffle bag got lit on fire and his smuggled fire works went off), and lastly a rock (when I was young, crushed my legs, but no broken bones).
    Just stamp me on the head "Accident/Incident Prone" and put me in a mental hospital XD. If you couldn't tell all those things listed were only what happened below the belt.

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