Mikeyinundie
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That was kinda funny with ditching your underwear. I was in the local walmart last year and had to use the toilet, when I got in the stall there was a pair of boxers on the floor, inquiring mind's took over and I picked them up, very carefully only to find the poor kid did the same thing. Lol
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I wanted to add a little story that's kind of different. About seven years ago I had a medical procedure that left me with a colostomy thank God after 6 months they were able to reverse it. But it was very hard to get used to having the colostomy and getting the bag to stick to my raw skin. I didn't even venture out of my house for almost 3 months after the surgery due to complications that left me very sick and weak. One day I was in Walmart driving around in their motorized cart. And I got to the checkout. Now when you have a colostomy you have no control over your bowel movement and it can be extremely embarrassing because when you're going all you can hear or as I called them gas explosions. Basically it sounds like juicy farts. Most of the time you don't even realize that you're having a movement until you hear the sound. Being my skin was so Raw I had a hard time keeping the bags attached to my stomach. Long story short I had had a bowel movement and the bag blew out and I didn't know it. As the lady was ringing up my purchases I reach for my wallet and pulled it up and there was poop all over my hand and my wallet. I must have turned purple I was so embarrassed she noticed what had happened and I said the first thing that popped into my head. I said oh my God I'm so sorry I think my colostomy bag broke. I said let me go to the bathroom real quick and take care of this and she said oh honey I understand she should had my husband has one it's okay. I was so embarrassed I went into the bathroom and clean myself up and I went back out and she was patiently waiting there for me. I swear I was in tears I was so embarrassed and she just came around and patted me on the back and said honey don't worry about it did you get yourself all cleaned up and I said yes and she handed me what was about 20 paper towels and said stick this under your shirt and get home as soon as you can. We became pretty good friends after that and every time I went to Walmart I'll look for her. I know this story isn't diaper related but after reading all the other stories I thought I had to tell my most embarrassing moment in all my life.
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I wanted to add a little story that's kind of different. About seven years ago I had a medical procedure that left me with a colostomy thank God after 6 months they were able to reverse it. But it was very hard to get used to having the colostomy and getting the bag to stick to my raw skin. I didn't even venture out of my house for almost 3 months after the surgery due to complications that left me very sick and weak. One day I was in Walmart driving around in their motorized cart. And I got to the checkout. Now when you have a colostomy you have no control over your bowel movement and it can be extremely embarrassing because when you're going all you can hear or as I called them gas explosions. Basically it sounds like juicy farts. Most of the time you don't even realize that you're having a movement until you hear the sound. Being my skin was so Raw I had a hard time keeping the bags attached to my stomach. Long story short I had had a bowel movement and the bag blew out and I didn't know it. As the lady was ringing up my purchases I reach for my wallet and pulled it up and there was poop all over my hand and my wallet. I must have turned purple I was so embarrassed she noticed what had happened and I said the first thing that popped into my head. I said oh my God I'm so sorry I think my colostomy bag broke. I said let me go to the bathroom real quick and take care of this and she said oh honey I understand she should had my husband has one it's okay. I was so embarrassed I went into the bathroom and clean myself up and I went back out and she was patiently waiting there for me. I swear I was in tears I was so embarrassed and she just came around and patted me on the back and said honey don't worry about it did you get yourself all cleaned up and I said yes and she handed me what was about 20 paper towels and said stick this under your shirt and get home as soon as you can. We became pretty good friends after that and every time I went to Walmart I'll look for her. I know this story isn't diaper related but after reading all the other stories I thought I had to tell my most embarrassing moment in all my life.