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    Trying to make a review topic spoiler-free would be a major pain, especially when quoting each other. If you haven't seen the movie, then DANGER! THIS THREAD WILL SPOIL THE MOVIE FOR YOU. TURN BACK NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

    Ok, with that out of the way...

    Cottontail's Thoughts On Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    I went and saw The Force Awakens last night, and left the theater with very mixed feelings. Having liked J. J. Abrams’ reboot of the Star Trek franchise, my expectations for Star Wars: The Force Awakens were sky-high—this despite my having been seriously underwhelmed by the Prequel Trilogy.

    Unfortunately, The Force Awakens seems to suffer from an equal-but-opposite problem when compared to the Prequel Trilogy: It’s fabulously executed, but the story is a near total rip-off of A New Hope. How’s this for a plot synopsis (You won’t see this in the promotional literature!): Top-secret information, key to the success of a rebellion, is stashed in a droid, which must then traverse a desert planet while fleeing enemy forces that are searching for it. The droid is ultimately intercepted by a Jedi-to-be, who, after a brief run-in with the enemy, manages to escape the desert planet on the Millennium Falcon. Sound familiar so far? Well, it continues: The enemy, led by a dark lord and his master, possesses a planet-killing super-weapon, which is used to destroy a planet belonging to the rebellion. Our Jedi-to-be and friends must battle the enemy to destroy this super-weapon. And they succeed.

    A New Hope, right? WRONG! It’s The Force Awakens! O. M. G. So yeah, that was super disappointing. Of course, it wasn’t a perfect rip-off: Where A New Hope ends in a jubilation that enables it to stand alone as a film, The Force Awakens makes no secret of the fact that it’s the first of a new trilogy—or perhaps quadrilogy—and spends its last few minutes plunging us into darkness.

    And therein lies perhaps my single most coherent gripe about the movie: Its treatment of Han and Leia. Those two characters are, for me, the heart and soul of the original trilogy. Their relationship adds so much warmth and light. Of course, J. J. Abrams wisely limited their appearances in The Force Awakens—man, Harrison Ford looks old!—but what we see of them just seems so thoughtless. Their once-warm relationship is revealed to be in a shambles, their son has become evil, and to make matters worse, Han is killed before any of this can be resolved, leaving the whole situation feeling rather hopeless. Honestly, I’d have preferred it if neither Han nor Leia appeared in the movie at all. We could have found out in movie #2 or #3 who Kylo Ren’s parents were, and that would have been fine.

    Lastly, while the casting and acting in The Force Awakens were, I think, quite good, there remain a few bits and pieces that really bothered me. Kylo Ren is one of these. In his first few scenes, he has tremendous presence—like Darth Vader in A New Hope. And then he becomes a conflicted cry-baby, a bit like Anakin in the latter two films of the Prequel Trilogy. What’s up with that?! Save that “inner struggle” stuff for later! The fact that Han dies while in poor standing with Leia is bad enough, but did he really have to get impaled on a lightsaber by a cry-baby wimp who is then almost killed by Rey? Don’t get me wrong; I actually like Rey’s character quite a bit, but when she picks up a lightsaber for the first time and almost defeats Kylo Ren… I just found that to be rather ridiculous.

    The Supreme Leader is also rather ridiculous—like something I’d expect to see in Harry Potter, not Star Wars. I mean, we all now understand where the Emperor of the Original Trilogy got his good looks: He was disfigured by rebounding force-lightning. What about this Snoke guy? Why does he look like a cross between Lord Voldemort and an orc (and a zombie)? Will we ever know why, and where he even came from? Maybe J. J. is setting us up for another in-between trilogy. God, I hope not! Really, Kylo Ren should have been Supreme Leader and remained in Bad-ass Mode the whole movie, freezing blaster beams in mid-air and all... Sigh.

    Poe’s character was a bit iffy, too—like a cross between Han Solo and Rocky Balboa. I mean, with Han dying, it’s clear we needed to get a new pilot character in there, but there was just a bit too much of a “dumb jock” component to Poe. I ended up not liking him.

    Ok, I’ve done enough complaining. In the end, I’d rather watch the Prequel Trilogy again than re-watch The Force Awakens. The casting and acting might suck, and the comic relief might be out of control, but the story is at least original and interesting.

    So how about you? What are your thoughts? Did you like it? Hate it? ...

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    I completely 100% agree, it was a majot disappointment. Kylo turned into a pretty cool bad guy, into the biggest wimp of a sith lord ever. I was okay with them killing Han off, it was a great way to go out, trying to save his son. But the fact that the entire movie felt so rushed and it was just a new hope all over again was pretty lame. I loved some of the scenes where Kylo loses his temper, pulls out his saber and starts just freaking out. Added some humor (like when the two stormtroopers, were like "nope" and turned and walked away." But I felt like it added a bit to the character to show that he lacked control over his emotions.

    I think the whole her being able to pick up a lightsaber and beat Kylo wasn't the worst thing, they did mention she would get stronger as she discovered her powers and she knew how to fight already, so it's not completely illogical that she would be able to fight with a saber.

    But the character interactions felt forced as did the introduction of any of the older characters like R2D2 and C3PO.

    I would also like to discuss a major plot hole that got to me, Luke should have been able to sense a disturbance in the force when the planet got blown up or when Kylo-Ren was coming to power. Luke should have gotten his ass back to the action, fuck this come find me because I am sad bullshit. They made Luke out to be a pussy in the end of the movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FauxPas View Post
    I loved some of the scenes where Kylo loses his temper, pulls out his saber and starts just freaking out. Added some humor (like when the two stormtroopers, were like "nope" and turned and walked away." But I felt like it added a bit to the character to show that he lacked control over his emotions.
    Agreed. I liked those bits too.



    Quote Originally Posted by FauxPas View Post
    I would also like to discuss a major plot hole that got to me, Luke should have been able to sense a disturbance in the force when the planet got blown up or when Kylo-Ren was coming to power. Luke should have gotten his ass back to the action, fuck this come find me because I am sad bullshit. They made Luke out to be a pussy in the end of the movie.
    Yes, I meant to say something about that also. That really bothered me. Basically, they (permanently) screwed over Han and Leia's relationship, and made Luke out to be a bit of a baby. Again, I really didn't expect those old characters to carry the movie. Allowing that to happen would have been a major failure on J. J.'s part. But the treatment they did get was just... bad! Ugh. I need to go and watch the Original Trilogy to cleanse my brain.

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    Never was a huge fan, but I'll probably go see it anyway. Trying to review this seriously is like reviewing any superhero movie. It's just mindless entertainment; Edgar Rice Burroughs, not Tolkein. As long as they don't screw it up too bad, or ask you to suspend too much disbelief, its fine. I'd have preferred summer at the drive in, but it'll be OK at the local dinner theater with a good oriental chicken salad and a great local craft beer....

    The soft spot in my heart for the original came from using it to sell Mrs. Maxx on a stereo VCR back in the day (when stereo TV was a new thing). I knew regular TV would be greatly improved if I could run the sound through my amp and the giant Cerwin Vegas instead of the tinny little mono speaker on the 19 inch Motorola. I had the salesman pop in Star Wars for the bass rumble of the spaceships in the opening scene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx View Post
    Trying to review this seriously is like reviewing any superhero movie.
    Well... But I think you have to acknowledge the exceptionally large fandom surrounding Star Wars, even if it's not your thing. For many people, it goes way beyond the mindless superhero genre, and so there are more expectations placed on it than there are on any given X-Men flick. And I can appreciate how hellish it must be for a director to try to confront that and meet those expectations.

    I think J. J. Abrams played to his strengths: Reboots and remakes. The trouble with this, for me, is that Star Wars is inherently episodic. It didn't need a remake. What it needed, IMO, was an imaginative "What would happen next?" sort of treatment. Instead, we got what the bean counters probably wanted: A safe plot arc that would go the distance--because it had done so before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cottontail View Post
    I think J. J. Abrams played to his strengths: Reboots and remakes. The trouble with this, for me, is that Star Wars is inherently episodic. It didn't need a remake. What it needed, IMO, was an imaginative "What would happen next?" sort of treatment. Instead, we got what the bean counters probably wanted: A safe plot arc that would go the distance--because it had done so before.
    Absolutely. This thing was marketing driven from start to finish. I should be offended by that, but some of the tie-in commercials really are cute, clever, and well executed.

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    Cottontail - spot on perfect review! I couldn't agree more. I did like the Tie and X-Wing fight scenes, however, and appreciated the more realistic appearance of explosions and crashes. I also rather like the character Rey, but agree that it is a bit of a stretch to think anyone could pick up a light saber and master it on their FIRST try! Given that she is so powerful in the Force, I suspect she must be the love-child of Luke and someone.

    Speaking of Luke, I am equally disappointed IF his actual reason for running away was sadness or depression. This is total speculation on my part, but what IF his reason for leaving was because he was "pissed off", furious about what happened to his new Jedi Order as well as Han and Leia's kid becoming evil. Perhaps he was so angry that he was afraid he would become a dark lord himself if he stayed, so he removed himself for the safety of everyone.

    Anyway, something to think about, and perhaps give us reason to hope for better movies to follow.

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    I actually loved it! There were a few parts the were like "Okay?" but I think it was one of my favorites!

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    I just saw it last night. My favourite part was when they showed the trailer for the new Star Trek movie coming in July. C'mon, 2016!

    Going into the theatre, I didn't think any movie could possibly live up to this kind of hype, but the reviews seemed to say otherwise. I heard nothing but good stuff about the film and I was preparing to be blown away by it. I really wanted to be.

    After seeing it, I feel somewhat ambivalent about it. Although it was supposed to be a continuation of the first trilogy, it felt more like a reimagining of the first film, A New Hope. In a way, it seemed to be doing both. Cottontail listed the similarities like the 2.0 version of the deathstar, storing critical information in a Droid to be delivered to the resistance, an unassuming person on a desert planet gets caught up in the resistance and learns the force to take down the bad guy, not to mention the prerequisite bar scene and a new adorable Droid to merchandise.

    Kylo Ren started off well but turned into a serious disappointment. I was hoping for someone with the presence of Vader, but he had too many daddy issues and insecurities, having to compete with General Hux for Snoak's approval. I didn't mind him killing off Han Solo, since the movie was meant to pass the torch to the next generation and he went out honourably, but then Ren gets his ass kicked by the Storm trooper in charge of sanitation and Rey who's never been in the military or handled a light sabre before. Pretty ignoble defeat for Ren . Compare this to Luke's first dual with Vader after having extensive training from Obi Wan and Yoda, yet he still lost has hand and barely escaped with his life. (and why does Kyle Ren even need that big bulky helmet on his head through most of the movie anyway? I can understand it in battle, but it seemed most of the time it was just to make him appear ominous.)

    I also wonder how much they paid Mark Hamill to prepare for this role. Although he wasn't seen in the trailers or the posters, we knew he was in the movie, and he attended the promotional events with his fellow cast members, so I think fans expected to see a little more of him than thirty silent seconds at the end. I thought he might make his entrance earlier in the film, sensing a disturbance in the force and showing up in time to save Rey from Ren. It would have made more sense than her kicking his ass.

    I'm thinking the next movie will also echo back to the first movie, with Hamill taking a more prominent role, training Rey in the ways of the force, similar to Obi Wan training Luke Skywalker in A New Hope.

    As far as originality goes, I've always felt that there were only two really good films in the franchise: The Empire Strikes Back ( #1 on my list) and A New Hope.(#2). When Return of the Jedi came out, Lucas was already starting to recycle his own ideas from the previous movies, with a new death star, another light sabre battle between Luke and Vader, and another overly long scene in a bar (Jabba's place). Not to mention appealing to every fan boy with Leia's gold bikini and marketing the hell out of the franchise with cute, cuddly Ewoks capable of beating the crap out of Vader.

    On the plus side, the new movie has very good actors, and likeable heroes., There are no Ewoks and no signs of Jar Jar Banks. It also looked stunning, especially in IMAX 3D.

    As far as ranking goes, I would place it third on my list, behind The Empire Strikes Back and A New Hope, and ahead of Return of the Jedi and the entire prequel trilogy.


    Just a question, why don't we ever see Leia use the force? We know she has it.
    Last edited by Starrunner; 22-Dec-2015 at 16:10.

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    All this leads one to wonder how something like this becomes a huge winner, while others with better concept and execution fail miserably.

    It seems there's a lot of luck involved, like with pop tunes. Right place, right time, right person hears the right three chords....

    The first Star Wars was certainly a breakthrough in terms of special effects, and that had a lot to do with it, but after....

    I thought John Carter should have been a lot bigger than it was, and spawned at least a few sequels. Lord knows Burroughs wrote enough materials for it. Heck, a lot of the stuff in Star Wars, from landspeeders to swordplay was borrowed from Burroughs.

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