Hopefully this'll get some good results (!!)...

Does anyone out there know/have any ABDLI(nfantilism) jokes that aren't derogative? It's just I thought we could try sharing, composing and helping others out with ideas - something possibly new for this site!

Here's my joke: They say you should never share your pin number...
...I don't mind, mine's 4!

Anyone else?!!! bringmesunshine

Why did the AB cross the road? Because she was trying to get from A to B Silly! "blush" I know bad right?

Why are AB/DL voters so anti-incumbent? (They always need a change.)

EDIT #1: Why did the AB/DL flush the toilet? (Because somebody had forgotten to.)

EDIT #2: Where do AB/DLs go when they need to visit the restroom? (Right where they are.)

Sorry. I'll keep thinking...

EDIT #3: Why was the AB/DL placed behind bars? (He needed a nap.)

EDIT #4: Why do AB/DLs suck so much? (Because they use pacifiers.)

EDIT #5: Why do AB/DLs excel in college? (They avoid all the potties.)

EDIT #6: Why did the AB/DL drop gym class? (He hated pull-ups.)

EDIT #7: Why was the AB/DL crying? (Because he was a big baby.)

EDIT #8: Why did the AB/DL feel old? (Because he was over 4T.)

EDIT #9: Why did the AB/DL start attending AA meetings? (He couldn't put down the bottle.)

EDIT #10: What's an AB/DL's ideal job? (Town crier.)

EDIT #11: Why can't AB/DLs count to 8? (Because Pampers only go up to 7.)

EDIT #12: Why did the AB/DL flunk math? (His formula was bad.)

Wow! Awesome Cottontail.

11 & 12 were really good, 6? I was on the floor (!!) completely hilarious - well done you! bringmesunshine

My lacrosse player roommate keeps telling me he really benefits from the pull up bar. I was confused, but I realized he wasn't talking about my favorite place to get drinks with other ABDLs...

Another one from me...

If you're about to show me where the toilet is...
...don't worry, I've got it 'covered'!

bringmesunshine