Anybody else have a public docket in your newspaper that lists details of police and sheriff calls? We do here, and it is one of the more entertaining portions of the paper. For example, here is one out of yesterday's paper:
A man and a woman who met on the internet met in person in the back of a Chevy Suburban near Interstate 75. Sheriff's Deputies told them to go somewhere else.
While that one is entertaining, the funniest one was a couple of years ago when an older gentleman called the sheriff's office to report that his house had been invaded by a swarm of locusts and he needed help. When deputies arrived, they assisted him in changing his hearing aid battery.