Obama wants to outlaw AB/DL

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Calico

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I just heard on TV he doesn't like our lifestyle and fetish so he is going to try and make it illegal. You will now need a prescription for diapers and anyone acting on these desires will be arrested and have to register as a sex offender because it will be seen as pedophilia and AB/DL porn will be illegal online and writing about it. Let's hope this bill won't pass.

April Fools.
 
Lies! Obama is an AB/DL he is always crying and he's full of crap and needs to be changed
 
Them gosh-danged feds can pry my diapers from my cold dead hands!
 
MMM What's today's date ? 1st April
 
Relating politicans to a AB/DL? Wow, that's just cold...
 
bean said:
Them gosh-danged feds can pry my diapers from my cold dead hands!
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Considering what happens to the bowels after death, they'd prefer that to the one you'd be wearing.
 
The title was just too big of a give away
 
Calico said:
I actually fell for that one and was sad there wasn't one for my area and I already had a house.
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I did too. I'd totally forgotten what day I was, and thought to myself, "Man, I bet a lot of people here pounce on this!" And then I felt very foolish.
CookieMonstah said:
The title was just too big of a give away
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Yes, I'm afraid I can't read the name Obama anymore without expecting something ridiculous to follow. I blame the trolls on all the media outlet websites.

Maybe "Ayatollah issues fatwa declaring diaper punishment as penalty for listening to Justin Beiber music" would be more believable.
 
Calico said:
I just heard on TV he doesn't like our lifestyle and fetish so he is going to try and make it illegal. You will now need a prescription for diapers and anyone acting on these desires will be arrested and have to register as a sex offender because it will be seen as pedophilia and AB/DL porn will be illegal online and writing about it. Let's hope this bill won't pass.

April Fools.
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sigh, wasn't it just last year that you said CPS was trying to take your kids because you wore diapers? or was that two years ago? I need to learn not even to pay attention to you on 4/1. :)
 
Calico said:
I just heard on TV he doesn't like our lifestyle and fetish so he is going to try and make it illegal...
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X3 This completely spoke bullshit when I read the first sentence so as of right now, I still have yet to been April Fooled!

Going to stay that way till a few more hours. I'll log back in again when it's over :laugh:
 
Man, I was sure that this was not a thing.. what fooled me is that I sure there were people who would actually think this is happening. Man..
 
This one was a lil easy to spot for a joke.
I think using Obama was a lil too much for this.

A perfect attempt to use on this site tho :3
 
Being Autistic, I will admit to taking this April Fool's Prank "the wrong way".
I did not laugh.:heiscrazy:
 
caitianx said:
Being Autistic, I will admit to taking this April Fool's Prank "the wrong way".
I did not laugh.:heiscrazy:
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I fail to see what autism has to do with the post?
 
Haha Calico. You had me. I thought you must be listening to Fox News. That's something they'd try to pin on Obama. Then they'd try to get a law passed, putting all of us in jail.
 
Marka said:
The short answer (besides telling you guys to look it up...) these sorts of conditions can make it so the person can't be sure of a literal or serious statement, from sarcasm, and other forms of joking... they quite literally, take things quite literally...

It's a little bit like the difficulties most of us have when deciding if someone is being snarky in writing... or meaning something other that what was written... as opposed to say... when someone is right in front of us, saying the same thing... there's many additional cues/clues like body language and facial expressions to help us gauge the intent or meaning... Unfortunately for Auties, and Aspies... those cues/clues aren't necessarily interpreted appropriately (or as intended) even in person...

Just imagine when we take things the wrong way... Now imagine... not really knowing what the right way, out of several possibilities is on a frequent basis...

Is it gas... or is the baby smiling at you?

Do some reading... learning is accepting... understanding is helping...

-Marka
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I am very well aware of all that, my post is more pointed at the fact that it is an increasing "excuse" for actions and it is unnecessary for it to be said. But this is off topic now, feel free to PM.
 
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