I used to think that the phrase 'a round of applause' was 'a round of our claws', because we were slapping our claws together!
I used to believe that the way the earth rotated meant that when I fell asleep at night, my bedroom would gradually go upside down, until my bed was on the ceiling, before returning to its normal position by the time I woke up.
After watching a program about Minotaurs and Greek mythology at school, I was convinced for several months that there was a Minotaur in the bathroom, hiding behind the toilet. I clearly gave no thought to such logical issues as 'How would it fit?' and 'Why would it be there?'.
As a 9 year old, I told my older brother that I thought sex was when "the woman puts her leg in the man's willy*." Ouch! (*British slang for penis).
As a teenager, I was shocked to see a Ted Nugent album released, because of all the people he'd killed. It was explained to me that that was actually Ted Bundy.
How about fellow ADISCers? Surely I wasn't the only one with a slightly eccentric imagination and an impractical concept of sex!