My wife and I are staying at my aunt's house for a few days. Last night, my aunt got us a little drunk on wine. When I say a little drunk, I mean I got buzzed and my wife got tanked. It's an issue of body mass.
Still, I woke up in the middle of the night with an unbelievable need to pee. It was just my luck that my wife was passed out on the bathroom floor in front of the toilet with a pillow and a blanket; she clearly wanted to be there and I wasn't about to wake her. I ended up peeing in an empty water bottle several times and pouring it down the drain instead (don't tell my aunt). I was so wishing I had been in my own house without my aunt there because I could have just taped on a diaper (there are 9 Bambinos in my car as we speak) and that would have been the end of it.