I live in central Virginia along the James River, and our bike trail, a converted rail line, runs through some rocky cliffs. It's all woods and the line runs along a a creek. It's very scenic and there's a trestle bridge, a waterfalls, and an old train tunnel. I love going out there.
Hmm... my basement trainer is less than 6ft away, there are three other bikes within 20 ft, including my racing machine. Two mountain bikes out in the garage, one a frankenbike that gets most of my mileage on the trails, the other Mrs. Maxx's MTB. I'm leaving out pictures, makes and models because my bikes are too easily identifiable (unique to me and far from showroom stock..)
My OCD shows up in my riding. I hardly consider it worthwhile going out for less than a couple of hours. Outside, that's 30+ miles depending on the bike, route and riding surface. At the moment, our extensive rails-to-trails system is too icy and dangerous, and the roads full of manic shoppers working on too little sleep, so today will be an indoor ride. Plenty of football for entertainment during an otherwise deadly boring session.
If I'm going to change, shower and do laundry, the ride better take longer than the set up and breakdown. Unless I'm using one for transportation on errands.
I feel some kinship there since the family fleet is currently 10 bikes including the obligatory tandem, my commuter and several cyclocross bikes because we're near Portland. We do a respectable annual mileage since there are plenty of places to ride and I commute year round.
I love riding my bike and there are tons of bike paths and huge lanes where I live, makes it super convenient to ride. I only have a cheap hybrid but thats all I need for getting around.