Out of town, working at a remote office in slacks, etc., go outside to make a phone call. On the way out, It didn't dawn upon me that I should probably try going to the bathroom first. ESPECIALLY since I was without any protection. I get to my vehicle in the far end of the parking lot and all of a sudden it hits, and it hits hard - as if it is NOT going to wait!
What to do? I had depends in my car, but I couldn't get in and put one on, so I found a place behind the trees to quickly relive myself.
Not without incident... the parking guard probably thought I was crazy, especially since I ended up still peeing my pants. How embarrassing. I had to sit in my vehicle and use paper napkins and friction (heat) to dry as much as possible.
Embarrassing, but could have been much worse!!!