...but for once, I'm not mad at myself, this is not gonna be like THOSE threads I used to make, those days are gone for good. I thought of quite a few weird scenarios and facts about my fursona while I was waiting for my deli order yesterday, but I just now thought I should tell you guys to get some advice. So first of, what would be my true age? I've always thought that I was 15 months old, but I have realized a few big holes and errors that I would like to resolve. First off, if anybody wants to even start to solve my confusion, you have to know ONE thing that is absolutely essential to understanding this, kitter was born on May 5th, 1992 and lives sometime in October of 1993. Now that that's out of the way, I find it essential that I have a few clarifications, 4 to be in fact, about kitter that should help somebody calculate kitters true age
Kitter can toddle just fine on both paws for a maximum of 55 seconds before he falls down and has to crawl again. He can toddle once every hour if he needs to, but usually, kitter either stays motionless under some blankets, or crawls a few feet to retrieve something.
Kitter has two tiny front teeth that are both located on the top of his maw, aproximently 3 spaces apart. Kitter can barely chew anything harder than a sandwich and sometimes has some small PB&J sandwiches for lunch, but primarily gets his nutrients from bottles of different liquids (juice, milk, cocoa, etc) on a side note, kitter is able to eat honey as he is more than the six months minimum of being able to eat honey, though he can only eat it in a bottle of warm milk.
Kitter can say one word to convey what he needs, he can speak only a few select words that are essential to his life (baba, Diapee, taily, etc). Kitter dose not have the ability to speak R's or TH's and has a minor lisp.
Kitter is not potty trained for either of his stools, he wears size 3 diapers and needs a change about once every hour, this is communicated by the word "changie?", though usally, kitter dose not communicate it as he has no way of knowing when it happens, he has age incontinunce
Well, that's about all I know, please help me, I'm very curious if fifteen months is the right age!