Apologies in advance to all our tirelessly working staffers, but there seems to be a position currently vacant.
EPO1 has definitely left us for a while (I never doubted he would, he was always a man of his word). He is definitely missed.
Therefore we need a successor to be appointed to take his place on our forum.
The nominees need to be:
Completely and brutally honest
Not attacking in a personal way
Very thick skinned
Able to call out anybody trying to harm themselves or others deliberately
Able to call out anybody who is an exhibitionist
Able to call out anybody who is trying to pull other people in to their fetish unwillingly or dishonestly
On ADISC tirelessly to not let a single thread get by them
Open to lots of criticism
Also, they need to not apologise in the first sentence of a thread (unlike me)
If you know anybody like this please nominate them here........