So, i am going to see my friend tomorrow, i have a box of goodnites, (the boys kind this time), we have yet to decide who goes to who's house. I was thinking of telling him since he is the one that knows me the best. I had several scenarios planned in my head.
1. We are often arguing about who is lazier, i was thinking that i would just call them 'my lazy-pants', and that i would wear them because i am too lazy to go to the toilet while playing a (WoW-esque) game, which is partly true, it gives little room for bathroom breaks and makes diapers heaven, more heaven at least.
2. I pretend that i wet the bed and i just have yet to get dressed (another lazy based)
3. Lazy compitition (we do it actually quite a lot), we argue about who is lazier and as a trump card i would bull out the goodnites.
I need your help here, should i tell him or should i not, and if yes, then how?