A few days ago I was at a friends house and we were all playing mariokart double dash in battle mode, and (I was only watching my screen so I wasn't paying attention) I hear my friend suddenly shout "oh no! I just ran myself over!" I was like wait what? "There's nothing worse than running yourself over". I was laughing so hard I was crying xD idk why I thought it was so funny but I did lol it made no sense so maybe that's why.
What is the weirdest sentence/statement your ever heard someone say or that you said? What was the funniest?