I think some of us in this group might appreciate this joke.
An engineering student was strolling across campus when a fellow engineer rode up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get that great bike?" asked the first student.
"I was walking along, minding my own business," his friend replied, "when a gorgeous woman rode up on this motorbike." She jumped off, threw it to the ground, ripped off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded his approval. "Good choice," he said. "The clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyhow."
Maybe being an engineer too helps me appreciate this joke even more? :-)