My collaborator Jim and I are planning a concert where the band will have their faces and voices distorted. Between songs, I (wearing a suit and with my face and voice distorted) would field questions from the audience about UFOs, Bigfoot, the Masons, etc, improvising ridiculous answers for comedic effect.

If you could ask a shady, disguised, anonymous talking head anything about the supernatural or the extraterrestrial, what would it be?

Please not I'm a skeptic personally about these things but I think they're ripe for comedic exploitation.