What odd, strange, convoluted or excessive lengths have you gone to in order to satisfy your fetish / desires?
When I was quite young - I am guessing 12 or 13, I was out for a long walk with my family. We were walking in the woods on these wide, sandy trails. As we were walking, I caught a glimpse of a discarded diaper in the sand. For weeks I obsessed about what I had seen until finally I had an opportunity to go back to that location. I rode my bike out to the woods and then struggled to push it along the sandy trails. I finally got to the area where the diaper was and spent another 20 minutes trying to find it. When I did eventually find it, of course, it was shredded and useless. I am not into 'used' diapers at all but at that time, I did not have any diapers available to me and so I just had to go back there and see it. Maybe I thought by some strange stroke of luck it would be in good condition and unused. But anyway, this story reminds me of how powerful this 'thing' is - for me, even when I was quite young.