OK, so, the rules are simple and AWESOME.
Find FullMetal a laptop for under $500 that is decent.
I would love anyone who helps- and do anything -on webcam- for them.
Webcam only goes as far as seeing one finger, participants may ask to see anything with finger in question but nothing with finger in butt. Prices may vary. Any resemblance to real fingers, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void finger where prohibited. Some assembly required.