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    Default Hair removal - a funny story

    I found this comment on a website - I was crying with laughter and had to post

    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

    I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
    Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
    This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

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    Instructions says that you should try on a small patch of skin first. I guess he found out why the hard way.

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    When all else fails. Read the road map before proceeding. That was funny.

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    Kinda giving me second thoughts now on hair removal done there lol! I was dieing in laughter !

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    Oh man I was rolling reading this! That's a hilarious story.

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    Wow this is so funny then hell I mean you had me laugh like crazy reading this.

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    truly LOL, poor guy, I don't think I've ever had such a nasty bout with hair removal cream, then again, I think I've tried it like twice. umm. uhh, how exactly is this to be explained to your significant other? don't bother with the kids, unless they also were witness to this "depravity". all I can say is OUCH on almost every level

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    I haven't laughed so hard for a long time, I hope your wife saw the funny side too.

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    I had a bad experience with hair removal cream as well, I used the Nair brand, never again!

    It was awful, and I was left with actual burns in some pretty sensitive areas. Now that I see why these creams are so bad, I have decided to stick to a regimen of thorough shaving every few days or so; it keeps me baby smooth, without chemical burns!


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    I used Nair a few times. It works well the first time,no pain or anything. But if you use it again in like a few days it burns like crazy. So I use a body electric shaver that works well with out cutting the nut sach. I hope you were able to get forgiven by your wife.

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