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    Default Does Santa wear diapers?

    If Santa was real would he wear diapers? It makes sence because of all the cookies and milk he eats on his run and I don't think he has time for a potty break. So do you think Santa wears diapers?

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    Don't astronauts wear diapers under their spacesuits? If so, why not Santa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekk View Post
    Don't astronauts wear diapers under their spacesuits? If so, why not Santa!
    I believe it works like this.
    They get one for launch off, one for the return into the atmosphere, and a backup.
    I can only imagine how much strain is on the body when you are traveling in excess of mach 5.

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    If Santa was real, then how would it be possible for him to even do those things...If he did have all those powers and all that, then why would he have a normal bladder? Also, he wouldn't be able to fit in chimneys...Not only because he's fat, but because how they are designed inside...Perhaps I'm thinking to much into this? Oh well...

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    im gonna say he wouldnt wear diapers

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    yea he does, and he uses ALOT of them! thats why he never brings me any...

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    Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
    I believe it works like this.
    They get one for launch off, one for the return into the atmosphere, and a backup.
    I can only imagine how much strain is on the body when you are traveling in excess of mach 5.
    They also have one for every EVA planned, and probably another spare or two for those planned on going EVA.

    Interestingly enough, they were first used for just female astronauts, the men used external catheters, the the women pointed out how well they worked, and the ease of use, so the men switched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takashi View Post
    If Santa was real would he wear diapers?
    Santa isn't real?! What?!
    Thanks for ruining Christmas asshole!

    ......kidding......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Me :p View Post
    Santa isn't real?! What?!
    Thanks for ruining Christmas asshole!

    ......kidding......
    hehe, he blatenly isn't :P well he is about the asshole bit, but you ruined his christmas

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