So, what I'm about to post is essentially word for word, a conversation I had with my girlfriend earlier. Make no mistake, after almost 3 years, this relationship is essentially dead. I'm waiting for the correct time to end it and leave as little baggage as possible. I don't think there is enough time in one lifetime to waste it being unhappy. Anyways, here's the conversation, with a little preface:
Earlier today, I was just dozing in bed (love lazy sunday afternoons) and my girlfriend asked me to cook her something for lunch. Now, to some of you, that's no big deal, but when you cook every single meal for her and she doesn't cook at all, it gets under your skin. So, I said "Can you cook something? I cook pretty much all of the meals". After a bit of going back and forth, I finally agreed to go cook her a chicken burger.
I tossed it down in the pan, and cooked it until it was finished, turned off the burner and flicked a bun in the toaster oven to cook. I returned to the bedroom and told her that her burger was cooked and the bun was in the toaster oven. She asked me to go get it for her, and of course I said no, I always have to be the one to hand everything to her. She got fed up and went out to get her burger.
This is where things picked up, she went out to get the burger, saw it was a little burnt on the bottom, and all hell broke loose. We fight for a little bit, and then she says "You burnt it in spite of me, because you're crooked from earlier and wanted to be spiteful".
And here we are, absolute immature nonsense that doesn't make any sense, what-so-ever. She claims that I burned her food because I didn't want to get out of bed. The worst part about it all is the fact that we legitimately fought over this. Looking back at it, I can't even imagine what I was thinking. I was fighting with her because she thought I was out to purposely piss her off with a chicken burger! My god I need a hole in the head, or maybe 6. Basically, I've now realized that there is no point in fighting with this girl, she will go to great lengths in order to justify every single sentence that comes out of her mouth, even sentences about targeting her with a burnt chicken burger....
I don't really know what else to say... What do you all think of this lunacy? I must say that I'm really not impressed with it, and I think it might be time to cut my losses.