I got a notification indicating I shouldn't be so anti-social, so I'm posting an introduction here.
I'm a dude that loves regression and feels the world is unnecessarily complex.
Also, I hope everyone is having a good time with life, because otherwise there is no point to it.
I have no artistic skills, and although I spend a lot of time analyzing the intricacies of the English language, I'm not actually a good writer. I'm a mathy guy that does programming for a living.