I posted this to kind of relieve the overall sadness from the Boston Tea and Tea party (straight to hell for that one)
So, adisc users, does your employment come with perks?
Like, not health benefits and such, as that's a different topic, but nice things that come with the job.
For example, I work at subway.
Whenever a customer is particularly unpleasant, I can pretend I'm 12 years old and draw a mayonnaise-flavored penor. And they're none the wiser.