Hello there. I'm sure you're all very excited to get to know me as surely as I am excited to get to know each and everyone of you (except for you.). Let me start off by saying that I, much to my dismay (or something along those lines), am not a so-called TB. Though I am certainly within that age range. Of coruse this also means I am not an AB either, though legally I can consider myself one. I thank the polytetrafluoroethylene coating that I am not incontinent, though my sympathies to those that are. I do not know anyone who is an AB/TB, but then how much can one really know about someone else? I knew this guy who called himself deep vessel, probably after that whole Nixon thing. What a riot that was, especially when that mentally challenged southerner called the cops about it. Or was that Woodstein and Bernwood? I got those two confused. But I digest.
You may ask yourself why, then, am I here? Am I a furry? No, though I have been told my fursona goes quite well with some fava beans and a nice chianti. I also am not a DL, which I recently discovered does not mean double lactation. But I certainly understand your plight and reasonings. Though I am none of the things advertised, I do enjoy some spanking. Preferably by a hand. More physical. But that's not why I'm here. I'm here because it's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee. Okay that's not true either. I'm here because I am fascinated by this. I'm like Indiana Jones. 1980 Indiana Jones, not 2008 Indiana Jones. Except instead of Nazis and ancient relics, I study things of a somewhat deviant nature. And this is pretty interesting stuff.
I suppose you'd like to know about me. Well I like to talk at length. Often about nothing in particular. I also like to quote from films. I've done it about three times here. Often it'll be a non-sequiter. Get off my plane. See, I did it again. I'm also quite nerdy. Like, Rick Moranis nerdy. Like Revenge of the Nerds 3 nerdy. But don't hold that against me.
Oh my, I seem to have gone off on quite the tangent. Please forgive me. And please allow me to take part in these board with only a curiosity in the subject matter. You have piqued it.
I also like to cook, though I've yet to successfully make a dish. I prefer stir frying as it is quite tasty and feels good. Again, I've yet to properly make a meal, but I suppose you can forgive me; afterall, I'm just Awokinprogress.