Sorry if this is long i never meant for it to be this long at first
I'm sure majority of you never have to go thou this but its what i have to do if i have to get diapers and is also the reason why I stopped caring if people know I wear Padding because....
There is no such thing as Discreet Shipping
As most of you that know me, I live on a Island and in order to get anything that is not sold here it must be cleared by customs and then duty has to be paid to the post office. Ok no problem right? Nope that's where the problem starts. Both require that i have an invoice of what is in the package and it must be opened for inspection.
So at the post office I must give them the invoice that shows what is in the box. Of course invoices i give them have been somewhat modified as i remove the babyish logos that are on them and if they say Adultbaby . But i can't modify the items.
ABU is pretty good tho as they show "1 - abusdk10mbfs" as the item. So no one really know what the hell that is.
Bambinos show the full name "1 x Bambino Variety Case Medium - 1 Case of 48" Somewhat so so but at least not fulling give what it is.
With abu their diapers come in clear bags so right away they can see...Diapers! If i remember ABU also puts candy in the box (Pedo looks at me anyone?) And i think a flyer about other stuff they sell with pics of people in diapers..... Yup more strange looks at me if they see that.
With Bambinos and the all white bags there is a chance that i could be asked to open one of the bags.
Yes open the bags..... outside of the box...... in front of the people waiting inline behind you.
Lucky that has not happened yet since its mostly old lady that work at the post office.
"Well siddy is not like you not going to see them again. "
Chances are 99% i will see them again and another 65% they know someone that knows me with another 40% chance they know my Mom. (Note 90% of percentage in the interwebs are made up )
Well i have not been to the post office in a while since i signed up to a US mail forwarding company. I still have to send in a invoice via email but besides that everything is done at the felicity and i don't have to be there. But that does not mean a am free. Normally i just get computer generated emails saying i have packages but earlier i just got a email that reminded me "There is no such thing as Discreet Shipping"
"Afternoon Mr. Siddy,
I have a shipment for you containing diapers. If you have an invoice for this shipment please either e-mail me or fax me at 293-****. Thanks."
The lady who sent this I think knows my mom from one of her old jobs. And she only sends me a direct email like this when the item are questionable.
Does she still talk with my mom pretty sure... Will she ask/tell about my diapers. I dont think so but it could happen as she might think they are baby diapers. But hey my mom has seen then so ya...
So now you know my tale anyone else live on a tiny island and have to do this all the time? (Dont even ask about going thou this with sex toys)
P.S. Maybe i should have made this a blog...
P.P.S. Na no one reads them silly things
P.P.P.S kidding about them being silly