So I am in the area that is being pummeled by Sandy and my cellar
has begun to fill with water. Which means anything flushed down the toilet
ends up in the cellar. (If it gets bad enough, ultimately the street.)
Fortunately, I find myself uniquely prepared for just such an eventuality:
24/7 for sanitary reasons. (Take that diaper skeptics.)
I did notice that the emergency checklists usually include diapers, but I
don't think they mean quite this way.