Well, I have been an AB for a long time now, and I think that I have pretty much accepted who and what I am, but now and again, I have what I call "Toddler Moments." Allow me to explain.
Every now and then something will happen to me that can only be explained as such. Take for instance the other night. I was supposed to meet up with a friend, another AB, in a place that was decidedly not that kind of place. It was a radio station, where I am known professionally as well as he. So, I leave the coffee shop where I had been swilling iced tea all night and chatting on my laptop. Let me also add that I already wear diapers 24/7 for urinary incontinence. So, the station is less than 2 miles away.
I get to the station and get out of my truck, realizing that something is very wrong. Not only did I get VERY wet, but I LEAKED EVERYWHERE!!!! Everything I was wearing got wet, as did my seatbelt and truck seat. I had to call him on his wireless in the station and explain that, while I did make it there, I would be unable to visit with him, and explained why. I had changes of diapers, since I always do, but not clothes, as this is something that I don't often have happen. So, I chalk it up to being a toddler moment, like someone over the age of 55 calling a minor brain fart a "senior moment." Another would be the time I went out for dinner with a friend, not an AB, that had to point out to me that I had dribbled not a small amount of whatever sauce it was I was eating, all down my arm, and right onto my white shirt. Perfect example of a toddler moment.
Had any lately!