Been awhile, eh?
Well here's a bit of random for you.
I was on my way to work the other night but first I needed some gas. When I paid for the gas, I told the cashier $35 on 5 please. I handed him a $100. He gave me back a $50 + $20 + $5 = $75. This does not compute.
I'm too damn honest for my own good plus I have that rare thing called a conscious. I told him his math was wrong. Annnnnnd here's where it gets interesting.
He told me he finds his job boring and sometimes finds himself "testing" people. These tests are random but according to him fail soooo many times when he has to be the one to correct the change. I guess I'm a rarity because he made it a point to make it a point (see what I did there?) to let me know I passed with flying colors. He handed me back my $100 and told me to "Fill it, on the house".
Let this be a lesson. Don't be a selfish asshole.