Ever had a crush on, or just knew a Girl in H.S. or even College that was the type that knew (or at least thought) that she was "ALL THAT"?
Well if she ever acts "Lil Ms. Thing" and put you down and make you feel like a looser. You need to ask her when she was finally potty trained.
Assuming she is about 16 now, means just 14 short years ago she was more than likely wearing Huggies Luvs or Pampers. (ask her what brand she wore as well.)
And She was more than likely making stinky "Mud Pies" in her diapers. Squatting in the corner like most little kids do.
And getting poo wiped off her bottom after sitting in it and making a messy mess of pee & poo and acting so not like she wants everyone to think.
If she's really a mean hateful person, you can say something like,
"Is it really true what I heard from some Girl?"
Then go on with some crazy story framed as a question. Like...
She said You two were in Kindergarten together and You still needed to wear Pull-Ups in Kindergarten after too many accidents."
She will be so mad and preoccupied with who the non existent Girl is.
So next time a Girl makes you nervous to ask out REMEMBER...
Unless they were born and raised in a 3rd world country, EVERYONE HAS WORE DIAPERS BEFORE.
And EVERYONE no matter how special they may appear has gone #1 and #2 in the diapers they wore and were changed while stinky and needed the poo cleaned off.
Kinda puts everything into perspective I figured.