Hmm, so I'm on my way home from a city some 50 miles from home; I'm about 10 miles from home and my phone rings.
I pull over and stop to answer and it's my mum. She wants to know how soon I'll be home, cos She;s already there with my Dad!
Panic! I'd put some umm, 'personal toys' away before leaving the house earlier but I KNOW that some enema stuff is still in the bath, that I have a skirt on hangar in full view in my bedroom and I don't know what else on view!
We have each other's keys in case of emergencies etc, but this wasn't part of the plan, especially as they're nosey.
They went in my bedroom (recently decorated and they funded the wardrobes) so I know they saw the skirt. I have no idea if they rooted further and found any diaper related stuff. THey used the bathroom, so i know they saw the enema stuff. Damn!
edit: Just to make it even worse, I was wearing a diaper when I arrived, having put one on when I left the other city, so get home, right at the point where I am full enough to use the diaper and have to rush to the bathroom and change out of it so my folks don't notice the padding...
But it's really awkward cos even at their age, they're having to subsidise me as I'm out of work, so I can't complain as I need they money and they're bought food and drink for me and left it in the fridge.
Trouble is, whatever they found, my dad will use at some point to humiliate me.
Rock, meet hard place....