Hello everyone, I'm Yawgmoth. In case you didn't know...I'm kind of a big deal. As an example of how awesome I am, let me tell you a tale of my bravery, steely resolve, testicular fortitude, and all around awesometude.
The day started like any other. I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock sounding off like a gong in my head. With a hefty pull I yanked it from the wall and hurled it across the room. Oddly enough, however, the clock hit a hidden ninja sent to kill me that was perfectly blended in with the wall. Needless to say my clock hit the evil-doer hard enough to kill him. Then I smiled and went back to sleep. The end.