So yesterday, this kid suddenly shows up on a ride-on mower. He did not say anything. Nothing at all. Just mowed the lawn. But there's a twist, here. He didn't really even mow it. He just kinda dicked around and rode the thing in circles. It was like being at the circus. He went over the same spot roughly thirty times, and then he starts cutting the wheel real sharp, acting like he's a god damn legend or something.
But things got really fucking wacky when he started swerving. And chasing the cat with the mower! He eventually left, and he sure made his mark. The lawn streaks were awful, looked like the black lines on a basket ball.