I had a physical last week. Because I haven't had one for a while, the dr put me through a lot of tests. This morning we went in for the evaluation of the tests. My wife wanted to come into the room with me so she could hear what the dr said about the test results.
Everything was going great. The dr said my lab results were for a person 30 years younger then me (I am 64). My cholesterol was 141. My triglycerides were in the low 70's. And my EKG said my heart was very strong (my resting heart rate was 45).
But then came my prostate. My PSA # had gone up from my last physical, but the dr said that was normal at my age. But then he said that it was starting to enlarge and then asked me if I was having to get up at night frequently.
Well at this point I didn't know what to say because as I have already said many times, I have worn nighttime diapers for over a decade now (I think I am in my 13th year or so). And have been wetting in my sleep for many, many years now. As I sat there with a blank look on my face, my wife asks, "well are you going to tell him or do you want me to"?
I looked at her and couldn't believe what she was saying. She then tells the dr that I have been wearing diapers at night for years now so I really can't answer that question. I almost fell off my chair. The dr didn't seem too concerned about what she said. He just asked why I haven't brought this up before so we could look into it?
My wife then said that at my age she doesn't want me to be going through experiments that would just result in wets beds; we have gone through that before, and there is no problem with the diapers. She said that to keep the dr from doing anything because she knows that I enjoy wearing them and would never want to give them up.
On the way home she had a BIG laugh about it. Saying, the look on my face was worth it! Then when we got home, she cupped her hands around my chin and said, "since you were such a good sport (I wasn't mad about it and even felt a little babyish about the dr knowing that I need diapers), if you want you can wear your diapers for the rest of the day" (I took the day off from work for the dr app.).
Well you probably know what I decided. We went to the bedroom and she babyishly diapered me. I am now setting here typing this with beautifully wet diapers and plastic pants on. And she said she will change me if I want her to. I am going to ENJOY the rest of this day!!!