An immense error has recently occured shaking the foundations of ADISC to its knees. If let unnoticed it will annihilate the entire galaxy faster than any wimpy blackhole from Switzerland could. Forget about global warming, it doesn't even exist, this however is a reality.
Namely, as you have undoubtedly already taken note of and are at this very moment constructing witty signs to protest with, my lack of vipness .
I urge you all to make a minimal contribuation to me personally so we can bit by bit fight to correct this blatant injustice. Here are some direct quotes from Shodai and other witnesses who bore witness to this terrible crime.
"W...T....F!" said Shodai, 19, the victim of the atrosoty, others shared his disbelief "I was scared." a frightened, mother of two passerby said. "Things like this shouldn't happen in this day and age, it's a disgrace." Shodai's local shopowner was quoted as saying.
If we stand together (not too close now some of you are pretty ****ing creepy) nothing can stand in our way...!
Here is a sympathy enducing / adorable picture to not brainwash you:
Thank you for your time.