So, on sunday night I was a little bit... "happy down there" and the idea of wetting the bed popped into my head. Now, I didn't want to do it to be caught or to convince someone of giving me dprs, I just kinda wanted to get a kick off of it. (not sure if it's the correct way to say it)
So I started thinking about a way to fake it. I have tried a bottle filled with water and some holes on the cap, but that didn't work as as soon as I was falling asleep I knocked down the bottle and I woke up before enough water spilled.
I then got an idea, to fill a small plastic bag with water and put it inside my pj pants, near my crotch, so once asleep, as I toss around a lot, the pressure would make the bag rip open and I would wake up wet, and also, the water would be expelled fast enough for me to awake fully wet (with water).
As I fell asleep, I started to dream about a water balloon fight on a pool, and at about 4:30 am, I woke up, and as I turn around to lie on my other side, I feel cold and wet down there, this awakes me instantly, and I kneel on the bed thinking "wow, I can't believe it worked!" ....
...But, I realized the bag was still intact, with the water perfectly sealed inside.
I got scared, and wtf-faced, and then I sniffled the mattress, and, yeah, it was pee.
I think the dream, some self suggestion and the coldness of the water bag were the culprits -w-'
Worst part, I couldn't get up and take a bath, since it turned out that one of my brothers was sent back home (he's like, 8 so my stepdad went to pick him up) and they came back home, and stayed there for like half an hour. Half an hour of being smelly and feeling nervous that someone might have noticed, and that I was running late for work.
I also couldn't wash the bedding and pj's until the next day afternoon, and I had a hard time covering the smell during the day.
Was it worth the excitement? No, not at all, it sucked XP
So, the lesson is, be careful with what you want, and don't trust an evil plan thinked of at 2 am